| "Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it." »Ellen DeGeneres |
| "Many highly intelligent people are poor thinkers. Many people of average intelligence are skilled thinkers. The power of a car is separate from the way the car is driven." »Edward De Bono |
| "She used to drag her mattress besider her low window and lie awake for a long while, vibrating with excitement, as a machine vibrates from speed. Life rushed in upon her through that window - or so it seemed. In reality, of course, life rushes from within, not from without. There is no work of art so big or so beautiful that is was not once all contained in some youthful body, like this one which lay on the floor in the moonlight, pulsing with ardor and anticipation." »Willa Cather |
| "The eyes are the window of the soul." »English Proverb |
| "A chicken in every pot and a car in every garage" »Herbert Hoover |
| "Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window." »Steve Wozniak |
| "Better keep yourself clean and bright you are the window through which you must see the world." »George Bernard Shaw |
| "The window to the world can be covered by a newspaper." »Stanislaw Lec |
| "Poetry often enters through the window of irrelevance." »M. C. Richards |
| "If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade." »Thomas Peters |
| "Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window." »Anonymous |
| "Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car." »Laurence J. Peter |
| "It's like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way." »E. L. Doctorow |
| "Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperatelly I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down." »Russell Baker |
| "Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car." »Evan Davis |
| "I put more miles on the soles of my shoes than I do on my car odometer and that's just the way I like it" »Johnny Wowk |
| "We all need to have a creative outlet - a window, a space - so we don't lose track of ourselves." »Norman Fischer |
| "You cannot believe in honor until you have achieved it. Better keep yourself clean and bright you are the window through which you must see the world." »Sir Walter Besant |
| "The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it." »Dudley Moore |
| "Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards." »Fred Hoyle |
| "Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them." »Dr. Martin Henry Fischer |
| "The only calendar I need is just outside my window. With eyes to see and ears to hear, nature keeps me posted." »Alfred A. Montapert |
| "Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign" »Ferris Bueller's Day Off |
| "But, soft what light through yonder window breaks It is the east, and Juliet is the sun." »William Shakespeare |
| "The car trip can draw the family together, as it was in the days before television when parents and children actually talked to each other." »Andrew H. Malcolm |
| "May your walls know joy May every room hold laughter and every window open to great possibility." »Maryanne Radmacher-Hershey |
| "How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don't also shoot some fireworks out the window It would make the whole takeoff look more impressive." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Through the doors of perception Down the corridors of uncertainty Into the room of self doubt Opens the window of opportunity." »Unknown |
| "Frank knew that no man had ever crossed the desert on foot and lived to tell about it. So, he decided to get back in his car and keep driving." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
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