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"I think a new, different kind of bowling should be 'carpet bowling.' It's just like regular bowling, only the lanes are carpet instead of wood. I don't know why we should do this, but my God, we've got to try something" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I'm your knight in shining shoes." »Aaron J. Munzer
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"It's like being a knight of the Garter. It's an honor, but it doesn't hold up anything." »Fulton John Sheen
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"It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world." »Al Franken
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"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet." »Woody Allen
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"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet." »Woody Allen
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"I turned into the helicopter ... the red carpet was rolled up. ... The White House was behind us now." »Richard Milhous Nixon
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"As a kid, I dreamed of a knight in shining armor coming to rescue me. Now, I just dream of equal pay for equal work." »Ingrid Weir
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"In the world's audience hall, the simple blade of grass sits on the same carpet with the sunbeams, and the stars of midnight." »Rabindranath Tagore
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"The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he, by peddling second-rate technology, who led them into it in the first place." »Douglas Adams, The Guardian
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"The memory of that scene for me is like a frame of film forever frozen at that moment the red carpet, the green lawn, the white house, the leaden sky. ... The new president and his first lady." »Richard Milhous Nixon
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