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"I think a new, different kind of bowling should be 'carpet bowling.' It's just like regular bowling, only the lanes are carpet instead of wood. I don't know why we should do this, but my God, we've got to try something" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world." »Al Franken
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"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet." »Woody Allen
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"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet." »Woody Allen
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"I turned into the helicopter ... the red carpet was rolled up. ... The White House was behind us now." »Richard Milhous Nixon
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"We sleep, but the loom of life never stops, and the pattern which was weaving when the sun went down is weaving when it comes up in the morning." »Henry Ward Beecher
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"I go walking, and the hills loom above me, range upon range, one against the other. I cannot tell where one begins and another leaves off. But when I talk with God, He lifts me up where I can see clearly where everything has a distinct contour." »Madam Chaiang Kai-shek
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"Wake up with one mind, my friends, and kindle the fire, you many who share the same nest. Make your thoughts harmonious stretch them on the loom make a ship whose oars will carry us across." »Rig Veda
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"In the world's audience hall, the simple blade of grass sits on the same carpet with the sunbeams, and the stars of midnight." »Rabindranath Tagore
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"The memory of that scene for me is like a frame of film forever frozen at that moment the red carpet, the green lawn, the white house, the leaden sky. ... The new president and his first lady." »Richard Milhous Nixon
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