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"Frank It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day." »Naked Gun From the Files of Police Squad
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"On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away." »Tom Lehrer
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"You never realize what a good girl means untill you Know a bad girl ." »Marwan Kammoun
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"If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, 'Congratulations, it's a girl,' I think a good gag would be to get real mad and yell, 'A girl You must have me mixed up with THAT dork' and point to another father." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"A little girl can be sweeter (and badder) oftener than anyone else in the world. She can jitter around, and stomp, and make funny noises that frazzle your nerves, yet just when you open your mouth she stands there demure with that special look in her eyes. A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot." »Alan Marshall Beck
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"Ricky I don't know why we don't get a drink ... sittin inside this place. Bobby I promised Chloe we'd come here Ricky She doesn't even know where the hell she is, Bob. She'd have more fun if we were at Bodners. She could play the triva game like she likes it, or the little racing game thing she does. Bobby She's a little girl, little girl's don't like to go to bars. Ricky We had fun, we went to bars when we were kids ... met all the different people, right ...remember Slimmy" »Made
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"I check myself every day just to make sure this is the same person." »Tony Kanal
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"It's easy to sit and scoff at an old man's folly. But also, check out his Adam's apple" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"The two most beautiful words in the English language are ``check enclosed.'" »Dorothy Parker
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"Only those who attempt the absurd...will achieve the impossible. I think...I think it's in my basement...Let me go upstairs and check." »M. C. Escher
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"We should be eternally vigilant against attempts to check the expression of opinions that we loathe." »Oliver Wendell Holmes
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"Stan Well you can take the girl outta the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park outta the girl." »Swordfish
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"Contradictions do not exist. Whenever you think that you are facing a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong." »Ayn Rand
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"If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse, you may be dead." »Frank Gelett Burgess
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"A man should not leave this earth with unfinished business. He should live each day as if it was a pre-flight check. He should ask each morning, am I prepared to lift-off?" »Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, All is Vanity, 1991
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"Yesterday is a canceled check tomorrow is a promissory note today is the only cash you have -- so spend it wisely." »Kay Lyons
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"A man should not leave this earth with unfinished business. He should live each day as if it was a pre-flight check. He should ask each morning, am I prepared to lift-off" »Andrew Schneider
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"Be positive in addressing the envelope to your future, For enclosed are your efforts from the past. Be certain of the postage and double check what class." »Unknown
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"The man who every sacred science knows, Yet has not strength to keep in check the foes That rise within him, mars his Fortune?s fame, And brings her by his feebleness to shame." »Bharavi
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"Little girl No thanks, I take it black, like my men." »Airplane
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"The best advice one can offer to both press and public is the suggestion Ronald Reagan himself gave to students in Chicago ... Don't let me get away with it. check me out. Don't be the sucker generation." »Jean Nathan Miller
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"Who would ever think that so much went on in the soul of a young girl?" »Anne Frank
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"Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination." »Bill Watterson
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"The best accessory a girl can have is her best friend." »Paris Hilton
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"I feel sure that no girl would go to the altar if she knew all." »Queen Victoria
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"There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl." »Joan Rivers
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"Lloyd What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together" »Dumb & Dumber
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"If you are in a position to give direction to the masses, check your direction thousand times to be sure that it is the correct one!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Tough girl I'm almost single, my husband's on death row." »Coming to America
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"Every little girl knows about love. It is only her capacity to suffer because of it that increases." »Francois Sagan
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