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"As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate." »Sandra
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"The superiority of chocolate (hot chocolate), both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain. . ." »Thomas Jefferson
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"Would ye both eat your cake and have your cakeThis is commonly misquotes as You can't have you're cake and eat it, too." »John Heywood
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"You cannot eat your cake and have your cake." »Miguel de Cervantes
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"What use are cartridges in battle I always carry chocolate instead." »George Bernard Shaw
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"She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake." »Margot Asquith
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"I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him and hand it to him." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece." »Ludwig Erhard
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"I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it." »Lesley Boone.
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"If luck was a chick, seducing it towards me would have been a piece of cake! Yet who knows… it would have just been a one night stand and that would have just been it!!!" »Kevork Altounian
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"It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it." »Richard Milhous Nixon
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"Religion is meant to be bread for daily use, not cake for special occasions." »Author Unknown
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"People get so in the habit of worry that if you save them from drowning and put them on a bank to dry in the sun with hot chocolate and muffins they wonder whether they are catching cold." »John Jay Chapman
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"Wouldn't it be weird if the only way people could die was that their heads suddenly exploded without warning If there was simply no other cause of death One day you'd be sitting there having a hot chocolate, and suddenly your head would explode." »George
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"Just as bees will swarm about to protect their nest, so will I 'swarm about' to protect my nest of chocolate eggs." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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