| "Intel has announced its next chip the Repentium." »Anonymous |
| "If a cow can't eat it, I don't want to play on it." »Dick Allen |
| "All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow." »Grant Wood |
| "The United States is not just an old cow that gives more milk the more it's kicked in the flanks." »David Dean Rusk |
| "He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em'" »Bill Watterson |
| "Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren Are you kidding By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's or chip shots on the golf course. At night he and Grandma are too busy doing the cha-cha." »Hal |
| "Having the world's best idea will do you no good unless you act on it. People who want milk shouldn't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in hopes that a cow will back up to them." »Curtis Grant |
| "Science is not a sacred cow. Science is a horse. Don't worship it. Feed it." »Aubrey Eben |
| "A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.'" »Jake Johanson |
| "There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry." »Mark Twain |
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