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"There is nothing fantastic or ultradimansional about crab grass... unless you are an sf writer, in which case pretty soon you are viewing crab grass with suspicion. What are it's real motives And who sent it here in the first place It only looks like crab grass. That's what they want us to think it is. One day the crab grass suit will fall off and their true identity will be revealed. By then the Pentagon will be full of crab grass and it'll be too late. The crab grass, or what we took to be crab grass, will dictate terms." »Philip K. Dick
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"Most of those who make collections of verse or epigram are like men eating cherries or oysters they choose out the best at first, and end by eating all." »Sbastien-Roch Nicolas de Chamfort
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"You cannot teach a crab to walk straight." »Aristophenes
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"Eating while seated makes one of large size eating while standing makes one strong." »Hindustani Proverb
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"Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because WHERE DOES HE THINK HE'S GOING" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct." »Denis Leary, No Cure for Cancer
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"One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up to you and show you a nice brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken, and this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the Jack of Spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not bet this man, for as sure as you are standing there, you are going to end up with an earful of cider." »Damon Runyon
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"The proof of the pudding is in the eating." »Miguel de Cervantes
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"Eating and scratching want but a beginning." »Romanian Proverb
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"Eating without conversation is only stoking." »Marcelene Cox
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"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans." »Ronald Reagan
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"How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children" »Lewis B. Frumkes
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"I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!" »Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld episode "The Van Buren Boys" - broadcast on February 6, 1997
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"Appetizers are the little things you keep eating until you lose your appetite." »Joe Moore
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""I'd be a Vegetarian if I didn't have to give up eating meat."" »Tom Zegan
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"When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them." »Chinese Proverb
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"American soldiers must be turned into lambs and eating them is tolerated." »Muammar Qaddafi
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"Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity." »Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
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"Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive." »Wallace Irwin
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"Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast." »Pressbox Maxim
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"If you are ever at a loss to support a flagging conversation, introduce the subject of eating." »Leigh Hunt
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"It is not enough to offer a smorgasbord of courses. We must insure that students are not just eating at one end of the table." »A Bartlett Giamatti
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"Life is eating us up. We shall be fables presently. Keep cool it will be all one a hundred years hence." »Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"If men do not keep on speaking terms with children, they cease to be men, and become merely machines for eating and earning money." »John Updike
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"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners." »Johnny Carson
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"To be always intending to live a new life, but never find time to set about it - this is as if a man should put off eating and drinking from one day to another till he be starved and destroyed." »Sir Walter Scott
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"A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than eating, because 300 people choke to death on food every year." »Dixie Lee Ray
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"The Establishment center ... has led us into the stupidest and cruelest war in all history. That war is a moral and political disaster -- a terrible cancer eating away at the soul of our nation." »George McGovern
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"If you're traveling in a time machine, and you're eating corn on the cob, I don't think it's going to affect things one way or the other. But here's the point I'm trying to make Corn on the cob is good, isn't it." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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