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"I used to date homeless chicks, they weren't very picky and at the end of the date you could just drop them off at any corner." »Tom Zegan
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"Nagging questions remain Where is the line between making the most of one's potential and reaching for the unattainable Where is the line between education as a tool and education as a kind of magic The line is blurred and that is why when education fails, disillusionment is so bitter." »Henry Anatole Grunwald
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"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line." »Oscar Levant
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"There's a very fine line between a groove and a rut a fine line between eccentrics and people who are just plain nuts." »Christine Lavin
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"It's the place where my prediction from the sixties finally came true In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is, In fifteen minutes everybody will be famous." »Andy Warhol
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"I have such poor vision I can date anybody." »Garry Shandling
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"It's all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and keep them up to date." »George Bernard Shaw
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"Never date a woman you can hear ticking." »Mark Patinkin
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"Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered to date." »Unknown
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"If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's really embarrassing if someone tries to kill you." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." »Woody Allen
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"Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." »Woody Allen
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"Have you ever been at sea in a dense fog, when it seemed as if a tangible white darkness shut you in and the great ship, tense and anxious, groped her way toward the shore with plummet and sounding-line, and you waited with beating heart for something to happen I was like that ship before my education began, only I was without compass or sounding line, and no way of knowing how near the harbor was. 'Light Give me light' was the wordless cry of my soul, and the light of love shone on me in that very hour." »Helen Keller
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"The best date movies give you something to talk about. A movie that's a downer is a great way to find out about someone." »Henry Adams
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"Harriet What do you look for in a woman you date Charlie Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I'd really have to go with breast size." »So I Married an Axe Murderer
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"We don't know Religion's death date but we know its birthday: The very night man experienced his first great fear of anything!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Existence, as we know it, is full of sorrow. To mention only one minor point every man is a condemned criminal, only he does not know the date of his execution. This is unpleasant for every man. Consequently every man does everything possible to postpone the date, and would sacrifice anything that he has if he could reverse the sentence. Practically all religions and all philosophies have started thus crudely, by promising their adherents some such reward as immortality. No religion has failed hitherto by not promising enough the present breaking up of all religions is due to the fact that people have asked to see the securities. Men have even renounced the important material advantages which a well-organized religion may confer upon a State, rather than acquiesce in fraud or falsehood, or even in any system which, if not proved guilty, is at least unable to demonstrate its innocence. Being more or less bankrupt, the best thing that we can do is to attack the problem afresh without preconceived ideas. Let us begin by doubting every statement. Let us find a way of subjecting every statement to the test of experiment. Is there any truth at all in the claims of various religions Let us examine the question." »Aleister Crowley
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"On doing another talk show It would be like going back to a relationship. Ever do that You go out with a girl you used to date, she looks so damn good, and then at a certain point you say, Boy, now I remember. I know why I left" »Arsenio Hall
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"Only those books come down which deserve to last . All the gilt edges, vellum and morocco, all the presentation copies to all the libraries will not preserve a book in circulation beyond its intrinsic date." »Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"If the many allegations made to this date are true, then the burglars who broke into the headquarters of the Democratic National Committee at the Watergate were, in effect, breaking into the home of every citizen." »Sam James Ervin, Jr.
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"Yesterday, December 7, 1941 - a date which will live on in infamy - the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan." »Franklin D. Roosevelt, Address to Congress, Dec. 8, 1941
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"Yesterday, December seventh, 1941, a date which will live in infamy, the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan." »Franklin D. Roosevelt
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"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to." »Elvis Presley
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"Love yourself first and everything else falls into line." »Lucille Ball
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"And it's a long drive down the line to centerfield." »Jerry Coleman
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"Every persons are bounded within a secrete line." »Prakash Adhikari
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"You guys line up alphabetically by height." »Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
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"Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere." »G. K. Chesterton
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"Who cares whose more talented,its who crosses line 1st" »T.Q Hufkie
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"Who cares whose more talented,its who crosses line 1st" »T.Q Hufkie
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