| "Every invalid is a doctor." »Irish Proverb |
| "The doctor is to be feared more than the disease." »Latin Proverb |
| "The billiard table is better than the doctor." »Mark Twain |
| "Beware of the young doctor and the old barber." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." »Erma Bombeck |
| "The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know." »Will Rogers |
| "God heals, and the doctor takes the fees." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people." »Orson Welles |
| "My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August." »Ronnie Shakes |
| "The arts are the servant wisdom its master." »Seneca |
| "If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster." »Isaac Asimov |
| "Culture is the arts elevated to a set of beliefs." »Thomas Wolfe |
| "There are three arts which are concerned with all things one which uses, another which makes, and a third which imitates them." »Plato |
| "The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says 'It's a girl.'" »Shirley Chisholm |
| "One has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience." »Alice James |
| "A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines." »Frank Lloyd Wright |
| "All the arts we practice are apprenticeship. The big art is our life." »M. C. Richards |
| "I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it." »Jimmy Stewart |
| "Marriage always demands the finest arts of insincerity possible between two human beings." »Vicki Baum |
| "Myself when young did eagerly frequent doctor and Saint, and heard great Argument About it and about but evermore Came out by the same Door as in I went." »Omar Khayym |
| "No form of Nature is inferior to Art for the arts merely imitate natural forms." »Marcus Aurelius Antoninus |
| "To encourage literature and the arts is a duty which every good citizen owes to his country." »George Washington |
| "Speech is human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead therefore we must learn both arts." »Thomas Carlyle |
| "What is desperately needed ... is the skepticism and the sense of history that a liberal arts education provides." »Felix G. Rohatyn |
| "By faithful study of the nobler arts, our nature's softened, and more gentle grows." »Ovid |
| "The arts are an even better barometer of what is happening in our world than the stock market or the debates in congress." »Hendrik Willem Van Loon |
| "As a doctor, as a man of science, I can tell you there is no such thing as curses Everything just happens as a question of probability. The statistical likelihood of a specific event." »Andrew Schneider |
| "America has not always been kind to its artists and scholars. Somehow the scientists always seem to get the penthouse while the arts and humanities get the basement." »Lyndon B. Johnson |
| "My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes." »Douglas Noel Adams |
| "The basic purpose of a liberal arts education is to liberate the human being to exercise his or her potential to the fullest." »Barbara M. White |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
