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"The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny." »Tennessee Williams
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"Isn't it funny how we'll look out the window at the moon, and then we notice it's not the moon but a streetlight Also what's funny is how we do this every night." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"funny-peculiar or funny-ha-ha" »Ian Hay
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"Till last by Philip's farm I flowTo join the brimming river,For men may come and men may go,But I go on for ever." »Alfred Lord Tennyson
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"I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and said, 'Maybe instead of telling you what sex is, why don't we go out to the horse pasture and I'll show you.' So we did, and there on the ground were my parents having sex." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I wouldn't bet the farm on it, but I'd bet the main house. I wouldn't even bet the outhouse on Mondale." »Richard Milhous Nixon
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"Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrassment. They farm fungi, raise aphids as livestock, launch armies into war, use chemical sprays to alarm and confuse enemies, capture slaves, engage in child labor, exchange information ceaselessly. They do everything but watch television." »Lewis Thomas
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"All cultures have things to learn from all other cultures. Don’t get stuck in your culture! Go beyond it! Get out of your aquarium; get out of your farm; get out of your castle; break your bell jar! Give chance to other cultures and to other opinions! This is the best way for you to see the insufficiencies, absurdities and stupidities in your culture!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"funny is an attitude." »Flip Wilson
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"When the situation is serious, don't be funny; and when the situation is funny, don't be serious!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"If you can't be funny, be interesting." »Harold Ross
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"From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere." »Dr. Seuss
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"The funny thing about stopping is that as soon as you do it, here you are." »Jon Kabit-Zinn
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"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." »Peter Ustinov
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"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else." »Will Rogers
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"You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things." »Ken Kesey
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"It is funny about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the very best you will very often get it." »W. Somerset Maugham
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"Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave." »Quentin Crisp
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"When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth." »George Bernard Shaw
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"funny how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does." »Douglas Noel Adams
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"Sometimes when reading Goethe I have a paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny." »Guy Davenport
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"Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny." »Guy
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"It's a funny thing about life if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it." »W. Somerset Maugham
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"The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible." »David Ogilvie
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"When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth." »George Bernard Shaw
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"Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"English is a funny language..... De(a)dication can lead you to all the success in Life" »Siddharth Astir
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"God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny." »Garrison Keillor
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"The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it." »Elaine Agather
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"I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes Hey, better try the emergency brake" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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