| "The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny." »Tennessee Williams |
| "Isn't it funny how we'll look out the window at the moon, and then we notice it's not the moon but a streetlight Also what's funny is how we do this every night." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "If this universe is the house of God, then I must say it is quite a dark house despite several hundred billion suns!" »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "We wish nothing more, but we will accept nothing less. Masters in our own house we must be, but our house is the whole of Canada." »Pierre Elliott Trudeau |
| "He who, having lost one ideal, refuses to give his heart and soul to another and nobler, is like a man who declines to build a house on rock because the wind and rain ruined his house on the sand." »Constance Naden |
| "A house without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted, and properly revered cat, may be a perfect house, perhaps, but how can it prove its title --from The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson" »Mark Twain |
| "If a house be divided against itself, that house cannot stand." »Mark |
| "funny-peculiar or funny-ha-ha" »Ian Hay |
| "Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself... You may house their bodies but not their souls, for their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams." »Kahlil Gibran |
| "Always design a thing by considering it in its next larger context -- a chair in a room, a room in a house, a house in an environment, an environment in a city plan." »Eliel Saarinen |
| "Divorce is a fire exit. When a house is burning, it doesnt matter who set the fire. If there is no fire exit, everyone in the house will be burned!" »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "Poetry is certainly something more than good sense, but it must be good sense at all events just as a palace is more than a house, but it must be a house, at least." »Samuel Taylor Coleridge |
| "From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere." »Dr. Seuss |
| "If you can't be funny, be interesting." »Harold Ross |
| "funny is an attitude." »Flip Wilson |
| "The funny thing about stopping is that as soon as you do it, here you are." »Jon Kabit-Zinn |
| "Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else." »Will Rogers |
| "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." »Peter Ustinov |
| "You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things." »Ken Kesey |
| "Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny." »Guy |
| "The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible." »David Ogilvie |
| "funny how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does." »Douglas Noel Adams |
| "It's a funny thing about life if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it." »W. Somerset Maugham |
| "When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth." »George Bernard Shaw |
| "English is a funny language..... De(a)dication can lead you to all the success in Life" »Siddharth Astir |
| "The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it." »Elaine Agather |
| "If there is light in the soul, There will be beauty in the person. If there is beauty in the person, There will be harmony in the house. If there is harmony in the house, There will be order in the nation. If there is order in the nation, There will be peace in the world." »Chinese Proverb |
| "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka' (I found it) but 'That's funny ...'" »Isaac Asimov |
| "God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny." »Garrison Keillor |
| "If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
