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"The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny." »Tennessee Williams
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"If God ever chooses a house to live on earth, it will be the house of Science, not the house of Religion!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"The house made of ice in the middle of a desert! And that house is the house of lies!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Isn't it funny how we'll look out the window at the moon, and then we notice it's not the moon but a streetlight Also what's funny is how we do this every night." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"funny-peculiar or funny-ha-ha" »Ian Hay
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"Your mind, which is yourself, can be likened to a house. The first necessary move then, is to rid that house of all but furnishings essential to success." »John McDonald
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"If this universe is the house of God, then I must say it is quite a dark house despite several hundred billion suns!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"With the eyes of the Hubble Space Telescope we have seen that the house of God is the house of Chaos!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Learning must be like a house with its door always wide open; let everything enters the house!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"A house without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted, and properly revered cat, may be a perfect house, perhaps, but how can it prove its title --from The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson" »Mark Twain
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"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ``Get the hell off my property.'" »Joan Rivers
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"He who, having lost one ideal, refuses to give his heart and soul to another and nobler, is like a man who declines to build a house on rock because the wind and rain ruined his house on the sand." »Constance Naden
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"We wish nothing more, but we will accept nothing less. Masters in our own house we must be, but our house is the whole of Canada." »Pierre Elliott Trudeau
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"I do not want my house to be walled in on all sides and my windows to be stuffed. I want the cultures of all the lands to be blown about my house as freely as possible. But I refuse to be blown off my feet by any." »Mahatma Gandhi
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"In all honesty, Johnny, we are often at the mercy of the White house for the news we report. Frequently, we simply repeat verbatim what the White house tells us." »Connie Chung to Johnny Carson
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"If a house be divided against itself, that house cannot stand." »Mark
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"Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself... You may house their bodies but not their souls, for their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams." »Kahlil Gibran
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"Always design a thing by considering it in its next larger context -- a chair in a room, a room in a house, a house in an environment, an environment in a city plan." »Eliel Saarinen
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"Divorce is a fire exit. When a house is burning, it doesn't matter who set the fire. If there is no fire exit, everyone in the house will be burned!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Poetry is certainly something more than good sense, but it must be good sense at all events just as a palace is more than a house, but it must be a house, at least." »Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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"If you can't be funny, be interesting." »Harold Ross
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"When the situation is serious, don't be funny; and when the situation is funny, don't be serious!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"funny is an attitude." »Flip Wilson
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"From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere." »Dr. Seuss
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"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." »Peter Ustinov
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"The funny thing about stopping is that as soon as you do it, here you are." »Jon Kabit-Zinn
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"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else." »Will Rogers
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"You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things." »Ken Kesey
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"It is funny about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the very best you will very often get it." »W. Somerset Maugham
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"funny how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does." »Douglas Noel Adams
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