| "You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don't ask me why, but it works." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool Really." »Billy Madison |
| "He who possesses the source of Enthusiasm Will achieve great things. Doubt not. You will gather friends around you As a hair clasp gathers the hair." »I Ching |
| "The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker who came through, trying to peddle 'hair restorer.' He took everyone's money in a poker game, so when he tried to sell the bottles of hair restorer, nobody had any money left to buy it" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Let not a man guard his dignity, but let his dignity guard him." »Ralph Waldo Emerson |
| "But who is to guard the guards themselves" »Juvenal |
| "Ask others about themselves, at the same time, be on guard not to talk too much about yourself." »Mortimer Adler |
| "It is not white hair that engenders wisdom." »Menander |
| "Fortitude is the guard and support of the other virtues." »John Locke |
| "Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water." »Latin Proverb |
| "See, I am sending an angel ahead of you to guard you along the way..." »Exodus 2320 Bible |
| "Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair." »Johnny Carson |
| "Gray hair is a sign of age, not wisdom." »Greek Proverb |
| "It made our hair stand up in panic fear." »Sophocles |
| "Experience a comb life gives you after you lose your hair." »Judith Stern |
| "How you lose or keep your hair depends on how wisely you choose your parents." »Edward R. Nida |
| "guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards." »Lois McMaster Bujold |
| "My concern today is not with the length of a person's hair but with his conduct. (On campus radicals)" »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "And be on they guard against the good and the just They would fain curcify those who devise their own virtue -- they hate the lonesome ones." »Friedrich Nietzsche |
| "Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more." »Mark Twain |
| "For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off." »Johnny Carson |
| "Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair." »George Burns |
| "guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness." »George Sand |
| "Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair." »Kahlil Gibran |
| "At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard the past." »Maurice Masterlinck |
| "To accomplish our destiny it is not enough to merely guard prudently against road accidents. We must also cover before nightfall the distance assigned to each of us." »Alexis Carrel |
| "guard well your spare moments. They are like uncut diamonds. Discard them and their value will never be known. Improve them and they will become the brightest gems in a useful life." »Ralph Waldo Emerson |
| "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." »Thomas Paine |
| "The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts therefore, guard accordingly, and take care that you entertain no notions unsuitable to virtue and reasonable nature." »Marcus Aelius Aurelius |
| "The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts, therefore guard accordingly and take care that you entertain no notions unsuitable to virtue, and reasonable nature." »Marcus Aurelius Antoninus |
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