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"Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool Really." »Billy Madison
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"You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don't ask me why, but it works." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"He who possesses the source of Enthusiasm Will achieve great things. Doubt not. You will gather friends around you As a hair clasp gathers the hair." »I Ching
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"I washed my hair, then went to bed, when I got up my hair was gone. I now need someone to blame." »Paul. F. Meekin
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"I washed my hair, then when to bed, when I got up my hair was gone. I now need someone to blame." »Paul F. Meekin
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"I washed my hair, then when to bed, when I got up my hair was gone. I now need someone to blame." »Paul. F. Meekin
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"The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced." »Vic Gold
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"The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker who came through, trying to peddle 'hair restorer.' He took everyone's money in a poker game, so when he tried to sell the bottles of hair restorer, nobody had any money left to buy it" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Sham Harga had run a succesful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most of his customers wanted meals properly balanced between the four food groups: sugar, starch, grease and burnt crunchy bits." »Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
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"Our minds thus grow in spots and like grease spots, the spots spread. But we let them spread as little as possible we keep unaltered as much of our old knowledge, as many of our old prejudices and beliefs, as we can." »William James
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"I don't need hair to be a hippy.
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"It is not white hair that engenders wisdom." »Menander
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"A hair divides what is false and true." »Omar Khayyam
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"Gray hair is a sign of age, not wisdom." »Greek Proverb
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"Experience is a comb that is given to you, when you have already lost you hair." »Giorgos Zambetas, Greek musician
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"A hair on the head is worth two on the brush." »Irish Proverb
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""Alas! I have more hair on my shoulders then on my head."" »Paul. F. Meekin
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"It made our hair stand up in panic fear." »Sophocles
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"Experience a comb life gives you after you lose your hair." »Judith Stern
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"Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair." »Johnny Carson
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"Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair." »Judith Stern
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"My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I dyed my hair." »Jane Fonda
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"How you lose or keep your hair depends on how wisely you choose your parents." »Edward R. Nida
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"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair." »George Burns
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"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair." »George Burns
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"My concern today is not with the length of a person's hair but with his conduct. (On campus radicals)" »Richard Milhous Nixon
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"For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off." »Johnny Carson
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"And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair." »Kahlil Gibran
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"Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair." »Kahlil Gibran
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"The waves s' lengthen on the beach; Your hair on your back of an Angel. (Les vagues s’allongent sur la plage; Tes cheveux sur ton dos d’ange. )" »Charles de LEUSSE
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