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"Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname 'Fly Head'. Normally, you would think that 'Fly Head' would mean a person who had beautiful swept-back features, as if flying though the air. But think again. Couldn't it also mean 'having a head like a fly' I'm afraid some people might actually think that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"The poet only asks to get his head into the heavens. It is the logician who seeks to get the heavens into his head. And it it his head that splits." »G.K. Chesterton, Orthodoxy
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"Thy friendship oft has made my heart to ache do be my enemy--for friendship's sake." »William Blake
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"I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to." »Yakov Smirnoff
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"You say that love is nonsense....I tell you it is no such thing. For weeks and months it is a steady physical pain, an ache about the heart, never leaving one, by night or by day a long strain on one's nerves like toothache or rheumatism, not intolerable at any one instant, but exhausting by its steady drain on the strength." »Henry Adams
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"Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid's head It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system Looks like an orange on a toothpick I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik spherical but quite pointy at parts He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow." »So I Married an Axe Murderer
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"While technically I did not commit a crime, an impeachable offense... these are legalisms, as far as the handling of this matter is concerned it was so botched up, I made so many bad judgments. The worst ones, mistakes of the heart, rather than the head. But let me say, a man in that top job - he's got to have a heart, but his head must always rule his heart." »Richard Milhous Nixon
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"The majority-rule society has produced nothing more than heart-ache and intolerance. Throughout this majority-rule period it has been the members of the minority who have made an impact. It only takes one person to kill a hundred. It only takes one dictator to oppress millions. For better or for worse, it is the daring few who have shaped this so-called majority-rule society." »Jonar Nader
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"Nicky I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f***in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what I'll split your f***in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f***in' stupid. I don't give a f*** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." »Casino
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"If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun." »Benjamin Franklin
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"I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away." »Oscar Levant
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"What a splendid head, yet no brain." »Aesop
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"Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined." »Samuel Goldwyn
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"A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them." »Elbert Hubbard
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"A hair on the head is worth two on the brush." »Irish Proverb
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"A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart." »Jonathan Swift
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"The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head." »Terry Pratchett, A Discworld Novel
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"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." »Georges Jacques Danton, to his executioner
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"He had a big head and a face so ugly it became almost fascinating." »Ayn Rand
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""Alas! I have more hair on my shoulders then on my head."" »Paul. F. Meekin
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"A cold in the head cause less suffering than an idea." »Jules Renard
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"The blind man is laughing at the bald head." »Persian Proverb
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"Would that the Roman people had a single neck [to cut off their head]." »Caligula (Gaius Caesar), From Suetonius
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"The head never rules the heart, but just becomes it's partner in crime." »Mignon McLaughlin
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"A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart." »H. W. Dodds
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"My poor head is in such a whirl, my mind is all in bits." »Johann von Goethe
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"All that is worth cherishing begins in the heart, not the head." »Suzanne Chapin
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"The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime." »Mignon McLaughlin
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"Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head." »Yogi Berra, Sports Illustrated
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"Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head." »Andy Rooney
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