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"A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on." »Jerry Coleman
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"The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think it odd that I drive without pants." »Child Age 15
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"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." »Winston Churchill
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"The trouble with leaving your feet on the ground is you never get to take your pants off." »Ringo Starr
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"Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants." »Walter Winchell
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"They didn't need men because they had each other, a significant other. It doesn't matter if the cat's in pants or pedal-pushers. I don't think we're supposed to fly solo." »Andrew Schneider
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"Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass." »Happy Gilmore
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"If you're robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it's okay to laugh, and to let the hostages laugh too, because come on, life is funny." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
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