| "We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again - and that is well but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore." »Mark Twain |
| "A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on." »Jerry Coleman |
| "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." »Winston Churchill |
| "Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants." »Walter Winchell |
| "The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think it odd that I drive without pants." »Child Age 15 |
| "They didn't need men because they had each other, a significant other. It doesn't matter if the cat's in pants or pedal-pushers. I don't think we're supposed to fly solo." »Andrew Schneider |
| "If you're robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it's okay to laugh, and to let the hostages laugh too, because come on, life is funny." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass." »Happy Gilmore |
| "Taxation WITH representation ain't so hot either." »Gerald Barzan |
| "I believe in getting into hot water it keeps you clean." »G. K. Chesterton |
| "There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them." »Sylvia Plath |
| "Make the iron hot by striking it." »Oliver Cromwell |
| "Be still when you have nothing to say when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot." »D. H. Lawrence |
| "You should hammer your iron when it is glowing hot." »Publilius Syrus |
| "I can't think of any sorrow in the world that a hot bath wouldn't help, just a little bit." »Susan Glasee |
| "We must beat the iron while it is hot, but we may polish it at leisure." »John Dryden |
| "I don't think the intelligence reports are all that hot. Some days I get more out of the New York Times." »John Fitzgerald Kennedy |
| "I will have nought to do with a man who can blow hot and cold with the same breath." »Aesop |
| "A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water." »Roosevelt, Eleanor |
| "We can be negative and cynical or we can be charged and hot wired to find a way through it, over it, around it under it." »Dr. Laura Schlessinger |
| "A woman is like a tea bag--you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water." »Nancy Davis Reagan |
| "(Think of one's self as a teakettle) Though up to it's neck in hot water, It continues to sing." »Unknown |
| "It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water." »Franklin P. Jones |
| "Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else you are the one who gets burned." »Buddha |
| "I have probably purchased fifty 'hot tips' in my career, maybe even more. When I put them all together, I know I am a net loser." »Charles Schwab |
| "Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles." »George Mikes |
| "Husbands are awkward things to deal with even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender." »Mary Lorraine Buckley |
| "Only cat lovers know the luxury of fur-coated, musical hot water bottles that never go cold." »Susanne Millen |
| "Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae." »Kurt Vonnegut |
| "When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." »Albert Einstein |
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