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Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store. – Lyndon B. Johnson
One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up to you and show you a nice brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken, and this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the Jack of Spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not bet this man, for as sure as you are standing there, you are going to end up with an earful of cider. – Damon Runyon
There comes a time when the mind takes a higher plane of knowledge but can never prove how it got there. – Albert Einstein
“We're all in crashing plane, and everybody is fighting over who gets to sit in first class.” ― Aaron Nordquist – Aaron Nordquist
If Jack's in love, he's no judge of Jill's beauty. – Benjamin Franklin
A plane is a bad place for an all-out sleep, but a good place to begin rest and recovery from the trip to the faraway places you've been, a decompression chamber between Here and There. Though a plane is not the ideal place really to think, to reassess or reevaluate things, it is a great place to have the illusion of doing so, and often the illusion will suffice. – Shana Alexander
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. – John Bay
Elaine Dickinson There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane – Airplane
For a while I thought history was something bitter old men wrote. But Jack loved history so ... for Jack history was full of heroes. – Jacqueline Lee Bouvier Kennedy Onassis
I always remember an epitaph which is in the cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona. It says 'Here lies Jack Williams. He done his damnedest.' I think that is the greatest epitaph a man can have - When he gives everything that is in him to do the job he has before him. That is all you can ask of him and that is what I have tried to do. – Harry S Truman
I always remember an epitaph which is in the cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona. It says 'Here lies Jack Williams. He done his damnedest.' I think that is the greatest epitaph a man can have. – Harry S Truman
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then when somebody comes up act like they just woke up and go, 'What was THAT' – Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I thought they'd get one of us, but Jack, after all he's been through, never worried about it ... I thought it would be me. – Robert Francis Kennedy
I'm telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF Is anyone listening to me – Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. – Tom Stoppard
If I could take all your words away and give you but a sparse few, they would be: 'I now know, I am absolute, I am complete, I am God, I am.' If there were no other words but these, you would no longer be limited to this plane. – Ramtha
If I were to select a jack-booted group of fascists who are perhaps as large a danger to American society as I could pick today, I would pick BATF. – John Dingell
If you can remain as an atheist in a falling plane, then it means you are a real atheist! – Mehmet Murat ildan
It was a love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty. It lay beyond the descriptive words of men-where immortality is touched through danger, where life meets death on equal plane where man is more than man, and existence both supreme and valueless at the same time. – Charles Augustus Lindbergh, Jr.
No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature. – A.A. Milne
On a plane you can pick up more and better people than on any other public conveyance since the stagecoach. – Anita Loos
Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a mysterious old stranger. He said he was about to die and wanted to tell someone about the treasure. I said, 'Okay, as long as it's not a long story. Some of us have a plane to catch, you know.' He stared telling his story, about the treasure and his life and all, and I thought 'This story isn't too long.' But then, he kept going, and I started thinking, 'Uh-oh, this story is getting long.' But then the story was over, and I said to myself 'You know, that story wasn't too long after all.' I forget what the story was about, but there was a good movie on the plane. It was a little long, though. – Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch A jack-o'-lantern with a knife in the side of its head with a note that says 'You.' After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done. – Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
The atom, being for all practical purposes the stable unit of the physical plane, is a constantly changing vortex of reactions. – Unknown
The honor of my race, family and self is at stake. Everyone is expecting me to do big things. I will. My whole body and soul are to be thrown recklessly about the field. Every time the ball is snapped, I will be trying to do more than my part...Fight low, with your eyes open and toward the play. Watch out for crossbucks and reverse end runs. Be on your toes every minute if you expect to make good. Jack. – Jack Trice

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