| "Charlie And I'd really like to kiss you, but that's not a good idea, because then we'd start kissing on the couch, and then we'd start kissing on the bed, and I don't wanna rush into spending the night together. Harriet I'd love to spend the night together. Charlie I have no problem with that" »So I Married an Axe Murderer |
| "For they are yet ear-kissing arguments." »William Shakespeare |
| "Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store." »Lyndon B. Johnson |
| "All the president is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing, and kicking people to get them to do what they are supposed to do anyway." »Harry S Truman |
| "To know that you do not know is the best. To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease." »Lao Tzu |
| "There are some remedies worse than the disease." »Publilius Syrus |
| "The doctor is to be feared more than the disease." »Latin Proverb |
| "Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same." »Pearl Buck |
| "Life is a sexually transmitted disease." »Anonymous |
| "Aggression unopposed becomes a contagious disease." »James Earl Jimmy Carter, Jr. |
| "Loneliness seems to have become the great American disease." »John Corry |
| "For somehow this is tyranny's disease, to trust no friends." »Aeschylus |
| "Crime, like disease, is not interesting it is something to be done away with by general consent, and that is all about it." »Anonymous |
| "The fear of life is the favorite disease of the twentieth century." »William Lyon Phelps |
| "When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it cannot be cured." »Anton Pavlovich Chekhov |
| "As I see it, every day you do one of two things build health or produce disease in yourself." »Adelle Davis |
| "Life is either a continuous process improvement, or a terminal disease that we will all die from anyways." »Randy J. Hinrichs |
| "Bias against the Negro is the worst disease from which the society of our nation suffers." »Albert Einstein |
| "What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease." »George Dennison Prentice |
| "You really have to experience the feeling of being with the president in the oval office. ... It's a disease I came to call Ovalitis." »John Dean |
| "Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse." »Johann von Goethe |
| "The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease." »Voltaire |
| "Old age is not a disease- it is strength and survivorship, triumph over all kinds of vicissitudes and disappointments, trials and illnesses." »Samuel Johnson |
| "I wish there was a disease where you're afraid of clouds, because I think I could cure it. First, you sit the patient down and have a long personal talk. After that, I'm not sure, but maybe you could throw some water in his face or something." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Dr. Karen Jenson Vampires like you aren't a species, you're just infected, a virus, a sexually transmitted disease. Frost I'll tell you what we are, sister. We're the top of the f***ing food chain." »Blade |
| "Merrill One time, I was at this party... and I was sitting on the couch with Amanda McKinney. She was just sitting there, looking beautiful. So, I lean in to kiss her, and I realize I have gum in my mouth. So, I turn to spit it out and put it in a paper cup. I turn back, and Amanda McKinney throws up all over herself. I knew the moment it happened, it was a miracle. I could have been kissing her when she threw up. It would have scarred me for life. I may never have recovered." »Signs |
| "The AIDS epidemic has rolled back a big rotting log and revealed all the squirming life underneath it, since it involves, all at once, the main themes of our existence sex, death, power, money, love, hate, disease and panic. No American phenomenon has been so compelling since the Vietnam War." »Edmund White |
| "Tracy I swore 37 times in the last month. I said the 'f-word' a couple of times, but it was mostly 'shit's and 'bastard's. Is 'douche bag' a curse Graham I suppose it would depend on the context. Tracy How about John you're a douche bag for kissing Barbara Graham It's a curse. Tracy Oh, well then it's not 37 times it's 71 times." »Signs |
| "You think Nature is some Disney movie Nature is a killer. Nature is a bitch. It's feeding time out there 24 hours a day, every step that you take is a gamble with death. If it isn't getting hit with lightning today, it's an earthquake tomorrow or some deer tick carrying Lime disease. Either way, you're ending up on the wrong end of the food chain." »Jeff Melvoin |
| "Agent Smith I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure." »Matrix, The |
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