| "If there's ever an amusement park called bag World, I bet it would really start to annoy you after a while how they really sort of stretch the definition of 'bag.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "If you were in a burning house and there was a cat and a Rembrandt, what would you save the cat...you would save the cat, because the cat is alive. the art is dead. It's just paint on a canvas, ink on a page. To live for art is to deny life. It's just to destroy life." »Andrew Schneider |
| "the cat does not offer services. the cat offers itself. of course he wants care and shelter. You don't buy love for nothing. Like all pure creatures, cats are practical." »William Seward Burroughs |
| "One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives." »Mark Twain |
| "You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this And radio operates exactly the same way you send signals here, they receive them there. the only difference is that there is no cat." »Albert Einstein |
| "A house without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted, and properly revered cat, may be a perfect house, perhaps, but how can it prove its title --from the Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson" »Mark Twain |
| "the wirless telegraph is not difficult to understand. the ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows in Los Angeles. the wireless is the same, only without the cat." »Albert Einstein |
| "Tracy I swore 37 times in the last month. I said the 'f-word' a couple of times, but it was mostly 'shit's and 'bastard's. Is 'douche bag' a curse Graham I suppose it would depend on the context. Tracy How about John you're a douche bag for kissing Barbara Graham It's a curse. Tracy Oh, well then it's not 37 times it's 71 times." »Signs |
| "We tell the public which way the cat is jumping. the public will take care of the cat." »Arthur Hays Sulzberger |
| "To your friends, you're like a trash bag they'll use you for a little bit, then they'll throw you out." »Adam R. Gwizdala |
| "A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water." »Roosevelt, Eleanor |
| "Own only what you can carry with you know language, know countries, know people. let your memory be your travel bag." »Alexander Solzhenitsyn |
| "A woman is like a tea bag--you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water." »Nancy Davis Reagan |
| "You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests Just a big bag of blood." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "News is history shot on the wing. the huntsmen from the Fourth Estate seek to bag only the peacock or the eagle of the swifting day." »Gene Fowler |
| "I cannot help but wonder whether, by continuing and expanding the school lunch program, we aren't witnessing, if not encouraging, the slow demise of yet another American tradition the brown bag. ... Perhaps we are beholding yet another break in the chain that links child to home." »Charles Mathias, Jr. |
| "Who will bell the cat" »William Langland |
| "You have to eat the first piece of candy Before you can eat the whole bag." »Unknown |
| "One must love a cat on its own terms." »Peter Gray |
| "Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect." »Steven Wright |
| "What is play to the cat is death to the mouse." »Danish proverb |
| "If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh." »Patricia Hitchcock |
| "Thou art a cat, and a rat, and a coward." »Miguel de Cervantes |
| "the cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it." »Doug Larson |
| "When the mouse laughs at the cat there is a hole nearby." »Nigerian Proverb |
| "A cat who turns her nose up at bread does not deserve meat." »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way." »Mark Twain |
| "It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice." »Deng Xiaoping |
| "theology is never any help it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. theologians can persuade themselves of anything." »Robert A. Heinlein |
| "the fog comes on little cat feet. It sits looking over harbor and city on silent haunches and then moves on." »Carl Sandburg |
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