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"In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along." »Antonin Scalia
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"The Mets have gotten their leadoff batter on only once this inning." »Ralph Kiner
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"Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting." »Jerry Coleman
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"Any pitcher who throws at a batter and deliberately tries to hit him is a communist." »Alvin Dark, former baseball coach
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"Think, in this batter'd Caravanserai Whose Portals are alternate Night and Day, How Sultn after Sultn with his Pomp Abode his destined Hour, and went his way." »Omar Khayym
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"Many people do not realize that the snowshoe can be used for a great many things besides walking on snow. For instance, it can be used to carry pancakes from the stove to the breakfast table. Also, it can be used to carry uneaten pancakes from the table to the garbage. Finally, it can be used as a kind of stainer, where you force pancakes through the strings to see if a piece of gold got in a pancake somehow." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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