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"Nagging questions remain Where is the line between making the most of one's potential and reaching for the unattainable Where is the line between education as a tool and education as a kind of magic The line is blurred and that is why when education fails, disillusionment is so bitter." »Henry Anatole Grunwald
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"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line." »Oscar Levant
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"There's a very fine line between a groove and a rut a fine line between eccentrics and people who are just plain nuts." »Christine Lavin
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"It's the place where my prediction from the sixties finally came true In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is, In fifteen minutes everybody will be famous." »Andy Warhol
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"All phone calls are obscene." »Karen Elizabeth Gordon
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"If the phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me" »Jimmy Buffett
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"I'd better get off the phone now, I've already told you more than I heard myself." »Loretta Lockhorn
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"Communism is like one big phone company." »Lenny Bruce
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"I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know." »Garry Shandling
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"I wouldn't trust Nixon from here to that phone." »Barry Goldwater
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"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone" »James Grover Thurber
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"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?" »James Thurber, New Yorker cartoon caption, June 5, 1937
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"All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and a pencil with an eraser on it." »Lyndon B. Johnson
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"The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7, it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone." »Woody Allen
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"I'm very curious to know what the hell they're saying on the phone, but I'd be more worried if they weren't talking." »Kingman Brewster, Jr.
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"Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you." »Fran Lebowitz
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"Have you ever been at sea in a dense fog, when it seemed as if a tangible white darkness shut you in and the great ship, tense and anxious, groped her way toward the shore with plummet and sounding-line, and you waited with beating heart for something to happen I was like that ship before my education began, only I was without compass or sounding line, and no way of knowing how near the harbor was. 'Light Give me light' was the wordless cry of my soul, and the light of love shone on me in that very hour." »Helen Keller
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"For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off." »Johnny Carson
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"The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year --- everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth." »Lilly Tomlin, as Ernestine the Operator
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"It seemed to me that, somehow, the blue jay was trying to communicate with me. I would see him fly into the house across the way, pick up the telephone, and dial. My phone would ring, and it would be him, but it was just this squawking and cheeping. 'What What' I would yell back, but he never did speak English." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely." »Pam Brown
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"If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say And why are you waiting" »Stephen Levine
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"She gave me more than just a sweater vest that night. She gave me all this. Nothing. She gave me nothing. That's what I need. No phone book, no Game Boy, no pasta maker, TV Guide. Nowhere to go, nothing to do." »Andrew Schneider
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"Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people they're just acquaintances." »Jay Leno
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"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to." »Elvis Presley
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"Love yourself first and everything else falls into line." »Lucille Ball
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"Who cares whose more talented,its who crosses line 1st" »T.Q Hufkie
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"And it's a long drive down the line to centerfield." »Jerry Coleman
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"Who cares whose more talented,its who crosses line 1st" »T.Q Hufkie
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"Every persons are bounded within a secrete line." »Prakash Adhikari
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