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"A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke and that the joke is oneself." »Clifton Paul Fadiman
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"Freedom is the only real doctor of the sick slaves; and a good conscience, of the sick masters!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Harrison Ford as the President of the United States in Air Force One is such a perfect piece of casting that it's once a fantasy and a joke The joke is how perfect the fantasy is." »Owen Gleiberman
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"When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to laugh. Not because of what he said, but because of a joke I thought of. I told him the joke, but he didn't laugh very much. Some friend HE is." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"If you treat a sick child like an adult and a sick adult like a child, everything usually works out pretty well." »Black Hawk
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"With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke." »Will Rogers
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"Housekeeping ain't no joke." »Louisa May Alcott
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"The world will change for the better when people decide they are sick and tired of being sick and tired of the way the world is, and decide to change themselves." »Sidney Madwed
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"He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke." »Terry Cohen
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"The gods too are fond of a joke" »Aristotle
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"The gods too are fond of a joke." »Aristotle
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"If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke." »Hugh Elliott
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"It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it." »Gilbert Keith Chesterton
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"The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow." »H. G. Wells
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"I told you I was sick." »Erma Bombeck, on her tombstone
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"I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired." »Tom Zegan
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"My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world." »George Bernard Shaw
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"Life is God's joke on us. It's our mission to figure out the punchline." »John Guarrine
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"Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins." »Henry Ward Beecher
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"My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world." »Sir Walter Besant
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"Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the right punchline." »Becky Alunan
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"The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that he is already degraded." »George Orwell
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"A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents." »G. C. Lichtenberg
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"Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke." »Hermann Hesse
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"Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century." »Dame Edna Everage, In a television interview with Joan Rivers
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"Be not slow to visit the sick." »Ecclesiastes
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"Politics when I am in it, makes me sick." »Edward De Bono
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"A Hospital is no place to be sick." »Samuel Goldwyn
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"It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor." »Max Eastman
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"Comfort me with apples, for I am sick of love." »King Soloman
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