| "A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke and that the joke is oneself." »Clifton Paul Fadiman |
| "Harrison Ford as the President of the United States in Air Force One is such a perfect piece of casting that it's once a fantasy and a joke The joke is how perfect the fantasy is." »Owen Gleiberman |
| "When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to laugh. Not because of what he said, but because of a joke I thought of. I told him the joke, but he didn't laugh very much. Some friend HE is." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "If you treat a sick child like an adult and a sick adult like a child, everything usually works out pretty well." »Black Hawk |
| "With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke." »Will Rogers |
| "Politics when I am in it, makes me sick." »Edward De Bono |
| "A Hospital is no place to be sick." »Samuel Goldwyn |
| "Be not slow to visit the sick." »Ecclesiastes |
| "Comfort me with apples, for I am sick of love." »King Soloman |
| "Health food makes me sick." »Calvin Trillin |
| "Only sick music makes money today." »Friedrich Nietzsche |
| "Housekeeping ain't no joke." »Louisa May Alcott |
| "One of the most sublime experiences we can ever have to to wake up feeling healthy after we have been sick." »Rabbi Harold Kushner |
| "It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." »J. Krishnamurti |
| "He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke." »Terry Cohen |
| "The gods too are fond of a joke." »Aristotle |
| "The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow." »H. G. Wells |
| "It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it." »Gilbert Keith Chesterton |
| "When the Earth is sick, the animals will begin to disappear, when that happens, The Warriors of the Rainbow will come to save them." »Chief Seattle |
| "My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary." »Martin Luther |
| "My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world." »George Bernard Shaw |
| "My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world." »Sir Walter Besant |
| "Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the right punchline." »Becky Alunan |
| "If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke." »Hugh Elliott |
| "A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents." »G. C. Lichtenberg |
| "Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke." »Hermann Hesse |
| "One should not stand at the foot of a sick person's bed, because that place is reserved for the guardian angel." »Jewish Folk Saying |
| "A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it." »Lyndon B. Johnson |
| "But true love is a durable fire In the mind ever burning Never sick, never old, never dead From itself never turning." »Sir Walter Raleigh |
| "Life is God's joke on us. It's our mission to figure out the punchline." »John Guarrine |
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