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"This place makes Mayberry look like a think tank." »Dennis Miller (told to me by a CV employee)
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"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver." »Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman
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"Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead." »Tommy Bolt
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"The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver." »Jay Leno
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"Silence is a beautiful fresh water tank to raise the trout of thought." »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Washington is like a self-sealing tank on a military aircraft. When a bullet passes through, it closes up." »Dean Acheson (1893 - 1971)
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"As a man can drink water from any side of a full tank, so the skilled theologian can wrest from any scripture that which will serve his purpose." »Bhagavad Gita
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"Love is a driver, bitter and fierce if you fight and resist him, Easy-going enough once you acknowledge his power." »P. J. O'Rourke
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"People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can't do math. And they will readily admit to being awkward 'I'm such a klutz' But they will never admit to having a poor sense of humor or being a bad driver." »George
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