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"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it" »Steven Wright
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"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" »Steven Wright
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"I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance." »Steven Wright, Standup Comedy Routine
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"I refuse to be a doormat to any man. I will never allow anyone to push me around. I am my own mistress." »Manisha Koirala
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"We often choose a friend as we do a mistress -- for no particular excellence in themselves, but merely from some circumstance that flatters our self-love." »William Hazlitt
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"Liberty is the most jealous and exacting mistress that can beguile the soul and brain of man." »Clarence Darrow
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"Marriage: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two." »Ambrose Bierce
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"In addition to my other numerous acquaintances, I have one more intimate confidant. My depression is the most faithful mistress I have known -- no wonder, then, that I return the love." »Soren Kierkegaard
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"Happiness, that grand mistress of the ceremonies in the dance of life, impels us through all its mazes and meanderings, but leads none of us by the same route." »Charles Caleb Colton
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"Music is a discipline, and a mistress of order and good manners, she makes the people milder and gentler, more moral and more reasonable." »Martin Luther
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"It is well to write love letters. There are certain things for which it is not easy to ask your mistress face to face, like money for instance." »Henri De Regnier
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