| "Tommy Did you hear I graduated richard Yeah and just a shade under a decade. All right. Tommy You know a lot of people go to college for seven years. richard I know, they're called doctors." »Tommy Boy |
| "I voted for you during your last election. (To President richard M Nixon)" »Mao Zedong |
| "Tommy richard, who's your favorite little rascal Alfalfa or is it Spanky" »Tommy Boy |
| "Our founders did not oust George III in order for us to crown richard I." »Ralph Nader |
| "My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over. (On succeeding richard M Nixon as president)" »Gerald R. Ford |
| "An American tragedy in which we all have played a part. (On Watergate, announcing pardon of former President richard M Nixon)" »Gerald R. Ford |
| "Who are you going to shoot joking with Attorney General richard Kleindienst about creating an opening on the Supreme court" »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "I am sure you will be guided right in your decision, to place implicit faith in his integrity and honesty. Best wishes from one who has known richard longer than anyone else. His mother." »Hannah Nixon |
| "richard It's called reading-top to bottom-left to right-group words together into sentences-take tylenol for any headaches-midol for any cramps." »Tommy Boy |
| "Watergate showed more strengths in our system than weaknesses... The whole country did take part in quite a genuine sense in passing judgment on richard Nixon." »Archibald Cox |
| "Certainly he is not of the generation that regards honesty as the best policy. However, he does regard it as a policy. (On President richard M Nixon)" »Irving Layton |
| "richard Try an association such as Let's say the average person uses ten percent of his brain. How much do you use One and a half percent. The rest is filled with malted hops and bong resin." »Tommy Boy |
| "richard Okay... seatbelts. Just put the little thing into the big thing and... I tell ya what. If you don't know how to fasten your seatbelt, just raise your hand and I'll have Tommy Boy here come back there and hit you in the head with a tack hammer because you're a RETARD" »Tommy Boy |
| "richard Nixon lied to gain love, to shore up his grandiose fantasies, to bolster his ever-wavering sense of identity. He lied in attack, hoping to win and always he lied, and this most aggressively, to deny that he lied." »Fawn M. Brodie |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
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