| "Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water." »Latin Proverb |
| "Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh There's so little hope for advancement." »Charles M. Schulz |
| "water, water, everywhere,And all the boards did shrink.water, water everywhere,Nor any drop to drink." »Samuel Taylor Coleridge |
| "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost 7.00 in dog money." »Joe Weinstein |
| "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." »Groucho Marx |
| "You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, My God, you're RIGHT I NEVER would've thought of that'" »Dave Barry |
| "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man." »Mark Twain |
| "Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time people are going to get out of the way. Cars, too" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "A reasonable amount o' fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin' over bein' a dog, mebbe." »Edward Noyes Westcott |
| "Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless--like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, You put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash Be water my friend." »Bruce Lee |
| "In Washington, it's dog eat dog. In academia, it's exactly the opposite." »Robert Reich |
| "If you're a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in your act, I don't think it's a good idea to also dress the dog up like a clown, because people see that and they think, 'Forgive me, but that's just too much.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his." »James Grover Thurber |
| "A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog." »Jack London |
| "The tendency of man's nature to good is like the tendency of water to flow downwards. There are none but have this tendency to good, just as all water flows downwards. Now by striking water and causing it to leap up, you may make it go." »Ni'matullah Wali |
| "The factory of the future will have two employees a man and a dog. The man's job will be to feed the dog. The dog's job will be to prevent the man from touching any of the automated equipment." »Warren Bennis |
| "You should respect each other and refrain from disputes you should not, like water and oil, repel each other, but should, like milk and water, mingle together." »Buddha |
| "The best man is like water. water is good it benefits all things and does not compete with them. It dwells in lowly places that all disdain. This is why it is so near to Tao." »Lao Tzu |
| "The highest goodness is like water. water benefits all things and does not compete. It stays in the lowly places which others despise. Therefore it is near The Eternal." »Lao Tzu |
| "No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see." »Taoist Proverb |
| "The first drink with water, the second without water, the third like water." »Danish proverb |
| "What is harder than rock, or softer than water Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere." »Ovid |
| "What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog." »Dwight D Eisenhower |
| "Let yourself be open and life will be easier. A spoon of salt in a glass of water makes the water undrinkable. A spoon of salt in a lake is almost unnoticed." »Buddha |
| "My friend I consider you my brother. I know we are not blood, and blood is thicker than water, but your body already has all the blood it needs. You will always need water." »Eric Pio |
| "Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe." »Dan Quayle |
| "What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, what counts is the size of the fight in the dog." »Mark Twain |
| "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog." »Peter Steiner |
| "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." »Mark Twain |
| "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog." »Archie Griffin |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
