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"If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard - let him worry about cutting it." »Fred Allen
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"There is nothing fantastic or ultradimansional about crab grass... unless you are an sf writer, in which case pretty soon you are viewing crab grass with suspicion. What are it's real motives And who sent it here in the first place It only looks like crab grass. That's what they want us to think it is. One day the crab grass suit will fall off and their true identity will be revealed. By then the Pentagon will be full of crab grass and it'll be too late. The crab grass, or what we took to be crab grass, will dictate terms." »Philip K. Dick
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"The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the fence. Fences have nothing to do with it. The grass is greenest where it is watered. When crossing over fences, carry water with you and tend the grass wherever you may be." »Robert Fulghum
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"If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay it in their yard. Then tell them their ants ate your baby." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Finishing a book is just like you took a child out in the back yard and shot it." »Truman Capote
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"If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape your wife in your own bed. (On appeasement)" »Lyndon B. Johnson
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"He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot." »Unknown
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"I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold a yard sale of murder weapons. Many people, for example, could probably use a cheap ice pick." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Most people give up just when they're about to achieve success. They quit on the one yard line. They give up at the last minute of the game one foot from a winning touchdown." »H. Ross Perot
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"A snake lurks in the grass." »Virgil
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"The grass is always greener where you water it." »Unknown
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"Metric is definitely communist. One monetary system, one language, one weight and measurement system, one world - all communist! We know the West was won by the inch, foot, yard, and mile." »Dean Krakel, Director of the National Cowboy Hall of Fame
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"When elephants fight, it is the grass who suffers." »African Proverb
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"The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the scythe." »Assyrian Proverb
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"Sit quiety, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself." »Zen Proverb
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"Once you get to the other side of the fence you realize that grass is just ichie." »Jamie Rae
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"Wherever the Turkish hoof trods, no grass grows." »Victor Hugo
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"Enthusiasm is a volcano on whose top never grows the grass of hesitation." »Kahlil Gibran
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"Latet anguis in herba. (There's a snake hidden in the grass)" »Virgil
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"Zeal is a volcano, the peak of which the grass of indecisiveness does not grow." »Kahlil Gibran
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"A people without history is like wind on the buffalo grass. Sioux" »American Indian Proverb
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""My ex-wife thought that the grass was greener on the other side . . . so now she's mowing someone else's lawn."" »Tom Zegan
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"If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life." »Cher
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"Whether they live in an igloo or a grass shack or a mud hut, people around the world all want the same thing a better house" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"It's just a job. grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I just beat people up." »Muhammad Ali
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"In creating, the only hard thing is to begin a grass blade's no easier to make than an oak." »James Russell Lowell
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"To us also, through every star, through every blade of grass, is not God made visible if we will open our minds and our eyes." »Thomas Carlyle
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"Breathless, we flung us on a windy hill, Laughed in the sun, and kissed the lovely grass." »Rupert Brooke
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"Our way is not soft grass, it's a mountain path with lots of rocks. But it goes upward, forward, toward the sun." »Ruth Westheimer
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"In the world's audience hall, the simple blade of grass sits on the same carpet with the sunbeams, and the stars of midnight." »Rabindranath Tagore
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