[in Francine and Catherine's room, Catherine is reading a book called Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë, then lowers the book as Francine walks in with the ottoman]
Hi Fran-- [screams] [Francine sets down the ottoman and plugs it in] WHAT IS THAT??!!
An ottoman with built-in foot warmer and TV dinner tray! Arthur's parents were having a yard sale and letting me have it for free.
[shakes her head in disbelief, lays her book, and stands up off of the bed] No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is the LAST STRAW! You are NOT bringing anymore REVOLTING JUNK into this room. [flashback of Francine bringing in an ice cream lamp, volcano alarm clock, and reptile] First, it was that lamp you bought when Tasty Cone went out of business. Then it was that UGLY lava alarm clock. And that reptile! [the flashback wipes out to the current] THIS MADNESS MUST STOP!
Oh, what about YOUR things?! Lacy curtains, lacy ugly cats, lacy pillows, LACY LACE?!
So what if my half is laced-ribbon? It has a UNIFYING theme!
Yeah, NAUSEATING. That's the theme.
You are so ignorant.
JUST wait until your feet get cold. Then you'll be sorry.