WCW Monday Nitro, 1996

Tony Schiavone:
Welcome back live to the first hour of this edition of WCW Monday Nitro on TNT! Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko. And we are taking a look at the Mauler completely maul his opponent Steve Doll.

(Scott Hall, formerly known as Razor Ramon in the WWF, is seen in the crowd.)

Larry Zbyszko:
Well you know, Steve Doll's trying to get an offensive going.

Tony:
Wait a minute! What the hell is going on here?

Larry:
But the Mauler, well he just got reversed right there. The Mauler runs him down.

Tony:
That's not what I'm talking about.

Larry:
What are you talking about?!

[Hall leaps over the railing]

Tony:
Look here.

Larry:
Well, what the hell?

Scott Hall:
Get me a mic!

Larry:
What's with this?

Tony:
We need security out here. I have no idea, wait a minute! I can't believe what we're seeing.

Scott Hall:
[climbing into the ring] Hey, you people, you know who I am, but you don't know why I'm here. Where is Billionaire Ted? Where is the Nacho Man? That punk can't even get in the building. Me, I go wherever I want, whenever I want. And where, oh where is Scheme Gene? 'Cause I've got a scoop for you. When that Ken doll lookalike, when that weatherman wannabe comes out here later tonight, I got a challenge for him, for Billionaire Ted, for the Nacho Man and for anybody else in uh...WCW, huh-huh-huh. Hey, you want to go to war? You want a war? You're going to get one!

Tony:
Fans, what about the match? I don't know what to say. Randy Anderson's coming-- Randy. Randy, what's going on here? What about the match, Randy? What's going on? The match. Fans, we've gotta go to a break.

Larry:
The match left!

Tony:
I have no idea what to say. Stay with us. Geez.