Weeds, Season 4

Nancy:
[looking at Bubbie sleeping] Jesus, time is cruel. We should start taking fish oil.

Andy:
And green tea.

Shane:
Yeah, 'cause that'll totally reverse the effects of 90-plus years of life. Get real. It's all downhill from 30 on.

Andy:
Shut up!

Nancy:
Be quiet. [Silas walks in] What did they say?

Silas:
That the nurse was fired a month ago. Said a family member called and said he was taking over her care.

Andy:
Oh, shit, family member? No, no, no. Forget this. I'm leaving.

Nancy:
Oh, no, wait. We don't know for sure. Don't you have cousins? Isn't he on a riverboat somewhere?

Andy:
He probably sunk it. It's him. I know it's him. Look. Look around. Paintings missing from the wall. All right, here we go. Tchotchkes missing. Bubbie's watching the World Poker Tour? [looks in the fridge] Ah! Look. [holds up boxed wine] He's here.