The Big Bang Theory, Season 5

Sheldon:
[in response to Howard offering to go for Jamba Juice] No. Jamba Juice is for heroes. [hands Leonard his paintball gun] And that's what we're going to be.

Leonard:
What are you doing?

Sheldon:
Following in the footsteps of Kirk, Crunch, and Kangaroo. [puts on his goggles, walks out of hideout and bares himself, with arms wide open] Geology isn't a real science!

[Sheldon is then shot down in slow-motion by the rival paintball team, and collapses]

Howard:
DAMN THOSE SONS OF BITCHES!!

[all other members charge out, and shoot down the rival teams]

Sheldon:
[getting up] If there's ever a Church of Sheldon, this will be when it started. [gets hit by another paintball] Ow!