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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enought to know they were impossible.
There are worse things than getting a call for the wrong number at 4 AM. It could be the right number.
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.
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