100% Love

Balu Mahendra:
How much was your first year EAMCET percentage?

Maha Lakshmi:
55%

Balu Mahendra:
Do you know my percentage? 95%.

Maha Lakshmi:
That's why i joined your college.

Balu Mahendra:
The percentage is mine, not the college's.

Balu Mahendra:
This is called infatuation. According to Freud psychology, Infatuation is only an attraction between male and female and is a state of being completely carried away by unreasoned passion, foolishly extravagant feeling and unappreciated often completely unwarranted emotion.

John Acharya:
Look Swapna, i have to ask you a few questions about your personality. Your...

Balu Mahendra:
Height uncle? It's 5"7.

John Acharya:
So that's...

Maha Lakshmi:
Two inches taller than me.

John Acharya:
Now...

Balu Mahendra:
Salary? Two Lakh Rupees.

John Acharya:
So that's...

Maha Lakshmi:
50,000 more than me.

John Acharya:
Now about your personality...

Balu Mahendra:
36-24-36

Swapna:
Stop it.

John Acharya:
I understand. Those are marks right. So she failed one subject.

Maha Lakshmi:
You are embarrassing America.

John Acharya:
It's a phone number right, but why are there only six digits?

Balu Mahendra:
That's not a phone number uncle. Miss India measurements. Perfect figure.

John Acharya:
Oh measurements. So how much bigger than you?

Maha Lakshmi:
[Looks disapprovingly] Ummm...

John Acharya:
Sorry, sorry, sorry.