Naturally, Sadie

Owen Anthony:
So I'll pick you up at 8?

Sadie Hawthorne:
It's a date. Sounds great. No debate. I can't wait.

Margaret Browning-Levesque:
That's a really annoying trait

Sadie Hawthorne:
When did Rain get a bullhorn?

Margaret Browning-Levesque:
When did Rain get a bullhorn?

Hal Hawthorne:
Can we change the school mascot from a bobcat to a vampire?

Sadie Hawthorne:
Hal!

Hal Hawthorne:
What! It's not me who wants to know! It's Jimmy!

Jane Hawthorne:
Sadie, don't feel too bad. During you Dad's debate, he wore his one piece jumpsuit and did The Hustle.

Walter Hawthorne:
Sadie, don't feel too bad. During you Dad's debate, he wore his one piece jumpsuit and did The Hustle.

Jane Hawthorne:
A lie I had to live with until today

Sadie Hawthorne:
You know, Arden wasn't the only one who played dirty. You seem to have a few tricks yourself.

Ben:
Me!

Sadie Hawthorne:
Yeah, like getting me all flustered by asking me out in front of the school

Ben:
Really, because I don't remember saying that it was a trick?

Ben:
Hey, Red. Couldn't help overhearing what you said.

Sadie Hawthorne:
Really? Would that be because you were... lurking?

Ben:
I prefer the term "skulking".

Sadie Hawthorne:
Look, before you start getting all gloaty on me.

Ben:
Is that even a word?

Ms. Mann:
No.

Sadie Hawthorne:
I just want to say even though you had a point in theory that I couldn't handle overextending myself, yesterday I realized that being overextended is better than being...underextended.

Ben:
Yeah, that's cool. I only have two questions for you. First question, what's next Red?

Sadie Hawthorne:
Easy. A little balance. What's your next question?

Ben:
Is underextended even a word?

Ms. Mann:
No

Margaret Browning-Levesque:
Aren't you forgetting something?

Sadie Hawthorne:
Uh, I meant to do that! It's like mornin'. It's hipper

Margaret Browning-Levesque:
Not when you do it

Jane Hawthorne:
Never you mind, honey. I already submitted it. Publisher deadlines, you understand. Besides, teenage girls sometimes need time just to chillax.

Sadie Hawthorne:
Oh, thanks. Tell me you didn't use chillax in your book.

Jane Hawthorne:
Of course not. I'm no poser

Margaret Browning-Levesque:
Ready! Set! [rings doorbell] Go! Come on, Sadie! Run!

Sadie Hawthorne:
Uh. uh. uh.

Ms. Mann:
You know, now is the point where you're supposed to run, Sadie

Ben:
Hey, how's it going? I'm Ben Harrison, the new kid. At least people are calling me the cool, new kid. What's your name?

Sadie Hawthorne:
Faweebowobawebawa

Sadie Hawthorne:
Hey, look Ms. Mann, I'm doing a dance that seems highly out of character.

Hal Hawthorne:
A choker. You gave her your choker. Is it a poisonous choker?

Margaret Browning-Levesque:
I can't believe you. This is my ticket out of summer school and now you've ruined it!

Rain Papadakis:
Me! You're the one flunking gym. Who flunks gym? You get a C just for showering!

Hal Hawthorne:
What's Arden's weakness?

Sadie Hawthorne:
I don't think she has one

Hal Hawthorne:
Everybody has a weakness. Mine is werewolves. But that's another story.

[Margaret is organizing a birthday party for her step-sister]

Rain Papadakis:
Look, Maragret. I know I may not be a girl, blah, blah, blah, but are you sure this is what JP wants?

Margaret Browning-Levesque:
Trust me, Rainbow. Every little girl wants a sweet sixteen party.

Rain Papadakis:
Yeah, but when they're nine?

Margaret Browning-Levesque:
Totally. Better to throw one now, than when they're actually 16 and want to be 30.

Sadie Hawthorne:
Yes... no, b-but... yes!

Rain Papadakis:
[to Hal] Last week you chased me down the street in honor of "Torment Sadie's Friends" Day.

Margaret Browning-Levesque:
That was atrocious

Sadie Hawthorne:
Actually I kinda liked it.

Margaret Browning-Levesque:
That's the name of the band.

Margaret Browning-Levesque:
That was totally pathetic.

Sadie Hawthorne:
[writing] Totally pathetic.

Rain Papadakis:
That's what Margaret thinks of the band.

Margaret Browning-Levesque:
Get with the program.

Sadie Hawthorne:
I'm trying!

Rain Papadakis:
That's what we're listening to now.

Sadie Hawthorne:
I don't believe you guys...

Rain Papadakis:
Uhm, I'm sorry Sadie. I didn't mean to say I was organizing the dance it just, it just kind of slipped out. Margaret, Margaret's the real bad one. I mean she's just doing this because Ms. Mann caught her on her cell phone. And Hal blackmailed us to uh, use Morning Breath for the show.

Sadie Hawthorne:
I was going to say, "I don't believe you guys are being so helpful", but your version's more interesting.