Punk'd

Himself - Host:
[preparing for when Mike Shinoda gets Punk'd] Well, Mr. Linkin Park parked in the wrong place today. The law's out to get you, boy.

Michelle Rodriguez:
[her feet are standing on the wet spot holding up the fallen shelf] Dude, I'm slipping! I'm slipping! Come here!

Michelle Rodriguez:
How're you gonna take care of this frigging falling? He fell, and you want him to f***ing pay for the entire f***ing store? That's retarded! That's retarded!

Michelle Rodriguez:
[Describing the fall] Boom! Clang, clang, clang, clang!

Michelle Rodriguez:
Chill out!

Michelle Rodriguez:
I swore to God that would never happen to me! I swore that I would never get f***ing Punk'd!