Snow Dogs

George:
I'm an attorney, the justice of the peace and a bush pilot. A classic triple threat.

Thunder Jack:
The dogs, where are they?

Ted:
They're eating the house.

Barb:
Mostly the stuff the butcher can't sell. Hooves, lips, organs... slump.

Ted:
In Miami, we call them hot dogs.

Ted:
If you're ever in Miami, look me up. My number's on all the buses.

Ted:
Y'know, I'm a big bear fan! Sure. Uh, my man - Smokey the Bear. Yogi. Walter Payton!

Thunder Jack:
I can't believe you actually bit that dog on the ear.

Ted:
But that's what everyone says you're supposed to do.

Thunder Jack:
Well, sure, but... I never met a man dumb enough to do it!

Amelia:
I got on a plane, and 14 hours of prayer later, here I am.

Thunder Jack:
You know, I've always believed that a man who don't tell it like it is, is a liar.

George:
Demon's got it in his head that he's the alpha dog. You've gotta show him who's boss! Bite him on the ear!

Ted:
I am not putting any part of that dog in my mouth!

Barb:
Why don't you try biting him on the ear?

Ted:
What is it with you people?

Ted:
Never underestimate Theodore Brooks DDS!

George:
I'm the only man to win the Arctic Flame three years in a row.

Ted:
Congratulations.

George:
But it is kind of an odd prize. Goes to the musher who finishes last.

Ted:
In Miami three-times losers go to prison.

Ted Brooks:
I love blue cheese, and they hate it!

Ted Brooks:
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, Jack.

Ted Brooks:
[after dreaming of his origins] I'm an Eskimo?!

Ted Brooks:
Ted & Mom: Rupert, get off the phone!

Ted Brooks:
Everything here's white. Including my FATHER!

Ted Brooks:
[angrily] SHUT UP, CHESTER! I HATE YOU! WHEN I BOUGHT THIS CONDO, NO ONE TOLD ME A LITTLE RAT LIKE YOU LIVED NEXT DOOR! I'M SO SICK OF YOUR BARKING! [Finds a watering can and pours water on the dog]