The Completely Mental Misadventures of Ed Grimley

Miss Malone:
[sweetly] Oh, Eddie, you're a sugar bowl with two handles!

Emile Gustav:
Hello. My name is Emile.

Roger Gustav:
And I'm Roger. We're the Amazing Gustav Brothers.

Emile Gustav:
We tackle any topic...

Roger Gustav:
immense...

Emile Gustav:
or microscopic... inspect it and dissect it to discover what is true.

Roger Gustav:
Principles we speculate...

Emile Gustav:
theories we investigate...

Roger Gustav:
Analyze!

Emile Gustav:
Hypothesize!

Emile Gustav, Roger Gustav:
And explain it all to yoooouuuuuu!

Ed Grimley:
[while plummeting to his doom, Ed thinks back on three moments of his life: learning to crawl, standing up and the first time he played the triangle] You call that a life?

Customer:
Waitress, you've got your foot in my linguini.

Miss Malone:
That's okay, these are new shoes.

Mr. Freebus:
It's all my fault, although I also blame others.

Ed Grimley:
[singing] My friend is gonnnne, and I'm feeling quite blue. If I could turn back the hands of time, past that mime, and have some stew, with you!