The Forgotten Four

Alfonso Shaulis:
So, let me ask again. What are we going to do?

Ethan Shaulis:
I- I don't know.

Alfonso Shaulis:
You know what's weird about this? We have two dead bodies in our basement, don't you think we should have some sort of plan before you just decide to pick up some dead bodies and just throw them over here?

Ethan Shaulis:
No, trust me, I have a plan, I've thought about it.

Alfonso Shaulis:
No you don't, what do most people do with a dead body? They call the cops, right? Or they just... move on with their life like nothing happened. But instead, you had to drag them over here and just wait for something to happen! That's just it, isn't it? You killed those guys! You put them down there cause you don't want anyone to know? I'm calling the cops.

Ethan Shaulis:
No, no, no. Don't call the cops! As my son, I should be able to trust you. You know what, maybe you're going to be next.

Steve Johnson:
We can't die.

Steve Johnson:
Hi. My name is Steve Johnson. I've been stuck down in this attic for almost five years. How did I get here? Well, it's a long story. Why am I down here? I made a simple mistake. And this is how I died.

Steve Johnson:
The new pizza will take twenty to thirty minutes sir...

Ethan Shaulis:
No I don't wait twenty, thirty minutes! I told you, now. Get me a new pizza.

Steve Johnson:
And you have yourself a super day.

Billy Stevens:
Hellllerrrrr, welcome to Pizza Hut how may I help you?

Chris Woodson:
...in other news, a cat has been set on fire and unicorns are actually narwhals.

Ethan Shaulis:
Trust me. I know what to do.

Chris Woodson:
Okay, I have a plan.

Alfonso Shaulis:
What? A plan? I don't understand. There's no...

Chris Woodson:
Yeah. To kill your dad - Ethan Shaulis.

Billy Stevens:
Hey are those swords in your hands? Just kidding, they're knives, but you're so small that they probably seem like swords!

Chris Woodson:
Billy, SHUT UP!