The New Super Mario World

[first lines]

Mario:
[Mario is installing a faucet] Wrench.

Luigi:
Check.

Mario:
Plyers.

Luigi:
Check. [Mario uses the plyers on a pipe] Hey, nice technique.

Mario:
Hey, it's something that I picked up from watching This Old Castle on TV.

[last lines]

Mario:
[Yoshi comes eating a bamboo shoot] Yoshi... Not again.

Yoshi:
[Yoshi laughs] Yoshi joking, try faucet now.

[first lines]

Princess Toadstool:
Oogtar! Oogtar! Where could that lost cave kid be? It seems that we've been searching the enchanting forest for hours.

Mario:
Err... Don't worry princess, we'll find little Oogtar soon, it's almost past his bed time.

[last lines]

Mario:
You sure did the job on that haunted house little buddy, I thought you was scared for ghosts?

Yoshi:
Oh. Yoshi scared but Yoshi get by ghosts. No problemo, plumber dudes. [Yoshi whistles which everyone laughs]

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Mario:
Ohh. Not rabbit food again!

Princess Toadstool:
It's good for you, Mario.

Mario:
Yeah, but how come everything I don't like is good for me, and everything I do isn't?

[last lines]

Mario:
[Mario passes some vegetables but it goes flying thought the air] Whoops. I just invented the tossed salad. [Mario laughs]

Mario:
Now go home and eat some vegetables, Dr. Mario's orders!

Yoshi:
Why do I have to go to bed so soon?

Luigi:
Well, you know what they say in Brooklyn. Early to bed, early to catch the worm. Or is it the bagel?

Yoshi:
Mmmm. Worms good.

Yoshi:
Skulls? Skulls mean bad medicine!

Luigi:
Well, these skulls were good medicine for me.

Luigi:
Get back, you dispecafull dinovaurs! You're dealing with a licensed plumber here!

Dinovaur:
Weak plumber too!

Luigi:
This kid makes Mario look like he's on a diet.

Mario:
[inside Yoshi's stomach] Now I know how a meatball feels!

Yoshi:
[spits Mario out] Eww! Yoshi no like meatballs!

Mario:
Yuck! I've been slobbered!

Luigi:
That'll teach you to mess with my new little buddy, Yoshi.

Mario:
King Koopa has captured the Princess at his Coney Island Disco Palace. I've been thinking my way through to find you. We've got to go there and save her.

Luigi:
Then let's go before I get scared just thinking about it.

Mario:
Watch the landing, Luigi.

Luigi:
It's the liftoff that got me.

King Koopa:
[as Yoshi eats his mecha-koopas] That little twerp is eating me out of house and home!

Mario:
You didn't tell me you were bringing a secret weapon, Luigi.

Luigi:
That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!

Luigi:
You didn't swallow that key, did you, Yoshi?

Yoshi:
No. Key no taste good.

[last lines]

Mario:
[Yoshi is chewing on the vines] These vines are going down permanently. The next time we have an emergency around here, we're going to rely on good old lung power to see us through. Keep eating, Yos.

Yoshi:
Aw. Yoshi having vine time, Mario. [Mario groans]

[first lines]

Luigi:
[Mario & co are playing tennis] Hey, 30-love Princess, that fire plant serving machine sure was a good idea.

Princess Toadstool:
Thank you, I tried everything even fire flowers, the fire plant was the only thing that worked.

[last lines]

Mario:
Folks, meet our new star. [Everyone chants Yoshi while Mario hugs Yoshi and Yoshi licks on Mario]

[last lines]

Mario:
Wouldn't it be nice if everyday were Christmas?

Mario:
And there's this nice guy named Santa Claus, who brings presents to all the kids who've been good!

[first lines]

Mario:
Oh look at that Luigi, those cave people work too hard. [Mario sees a cave person push a boulder] Must be something we could do to make their life easier.

Luigi:
[Mario & Luigi sees 2 cave people rowing a boat on the ground] Yeah, like what?

[last lines]

Mario:
[the cave people are cheering for Mario & Luigi] So, we think we should forget about this Wheel Thing for a few years?

Luigi:
Yeah, a few thousand. [the Mario Brothers land and Yoshi licks on Luigi's face]

Mario:
It's a stone, Luigi! You didn't make it!