Yin! Yang! Yo!

Yin:
We're saved!

Yang (2006:
By moderately attractive pirates!

Saranoia:
You can't leave Yin, you signed a contract!

Yin:
I didn't sign anything.

Saranoia:
Then take it up with my attorneys.

Female Pirate:
Arrrr-bitration!

Yang (2006:
That's the worst pirate pun ever!

J.P.:
I'm just glad the whole parrot thing is over with. I mean... gwah, gwah... that got a little old, didn't it?

J.P.:
Sassy lass... gwah... you see, I make that noise 'cause I'm a parrot.

Milt the Worm:
It's my eyes right? I'm totally adorable.

Nerd 1:
Ah, the password is, I want to escape into a fantasy world to avoid facing my lack of a girlfriend.

Nerd 2:
Welcome, dateless brother.

Yuck:
Guess who's back!

Yang (2006:
Santa?

Yo:
Can I interest you in a tall, cool glass of SHUT UP!

Yang (2006:
[cleaning a toliet with a toothbrush while Yin is scrubbing the floor] But the good news is we only have to do this for two more months.

Yin:
Wait a minute... [snatches the toothbrush Yang is using] This toothbrush is pink!

Yang (2006:
Because it's yours!

TV Presenter:
We know what you're thinking. How can this stupid little rock help ME plunge the world into eternal darkness?

Carl:
That IS what I'm thinking!

TV Presenter:
Well it could, if it were the easily offended, rare and dangerous scorpion rock. When its feelings are hurt, it becomes a poisonous predator, whose bite can turn anything into a raging, evil monster. No matter how small you are, the easily offended scorpion rock can make you big... and super evil.

Carl:
Mmmh. If only I... Carl, the Evil Cockroach Wizard, could find one of these easily offendable scorpion rocks! I mean, wouldn't that be great?

Dave:
[Outside window] That rock bit me, and now I'm a big, super evil monster!

Carl:
I love you, television. I do, I love you. [kisses TV]