10 Things I Hate About You

Patrick Verona:
We takin' my Bike?

Walter Stratford:
Please tell me he's talking about his ten speed.

Kat Stratford:
Don't worry we're taking my car.

Bianca Stratford:
I have a big fat favour to ask.

Chastity Church:
Uh - I don't respond to fat.

Bianca Stratford:
Okay, small skinny favour then.

Patrick Verona:
You can go.

Kat Stratford:
No. no, no ,no. I'm not gonna go.

Patrick Verona:
Because you're obsessed with me.

Bianca Stratford:
But you're gay!

Cameron James:
I'm not gay! At all! In fact, you're gayer than I am because you kissed a girl.

Bianca Stratford:
That was for money.

Kat Stratford:
[talking to Patrick] I'm not skipping home to scribble in my journal that maybe you're a vampire.

Patrick Verona:
Noted.

Michael Bernstein:
Cameron, how's it going?

Cameron:
Not so good. I feel weird. Ever since Bianca got here, my head has been filled with rainbows and Enya.

Bianca Stratford:
Kat, I need your help.

Kat Stratford:
Finally. The first step is admitting you have a problem. The next step is making you a brunette again.

Mandella:
That was awesome. It's like your mouth knows kung-fu!

Bianca Stratford:
[about Chastity] Kat was right. For a popular girl, she is a teenage Long Duk Dong.

Cameron:
I'm sorry, who?

Bianca Stratford:
The dictator of North Korea.

Larry:
You girls are late. Where were you?

Bianca Stratford:
We were having sex with the soccer team. It took longer than expected.

Bianca Stratford:
I thought I'd learn the routine because, God forbid, someone gets sick or hurt or pregnant. Thanks a lot, Juno!

Chastity Church:
[about the fundraiser] Okay, but no bake sale. The last thing this school needs is more fat people.

Kat Stratford:
High school is like Vietnam and these stupid flowers are Agent Orange.

Kat Stratford:
[about the yearbook pictures she took] It looks like one of those herpes commercials where everybody is so happy despite the fact that they have herpes.

Kat Stratford:
[after Walter suggests to Bianca to have a car wash for a fundraiser] Great idea, Dad! Half-naked cheerleaders, wet and soapy, standing on a street asking for money.

Dr. Walter Stratford:
No car wash.

Bianca Stratford:
Daddy.

Dr. Walter Stratford:
No car wash!

Bianca Stratford:
[to Kat] You've ruined my chances of being popular!

Kat Stratford:
I'm sorry, but that girl sucks. She's a teenaged Kim Jong II.

Bianca Stratford:
Speak English, you show-off!

Kat Stratford:
Kim Jong II, the dictator of North Korea!

Kat Stratford:
[to Patrick] Why are people scared of you?

Patrick Verona:
Why are people scared of you?

Kat Stratford:
People are not scared of me.

Patrick Verona:
Sure they are. That's why I find you interesting.

Walter Stratford:
What's wrong with being popular? I loved it. I loved being captain of the football team, president of the Student Council. Any girl I wanted.

Kat Stratford:
Dad, that was Uncle Jimmy.

Walter Stratford:
So, it was.

Kat Stratford:
Dad, you realize we know where babies come from, right?

Walter Stratford:
Do you realize where they come out? Trust me. Not pretty.

Kat Stratford, Bianca Stratford:
Dad!

Chastity Church:
My neck is sore.

Kat Stratford:
That's probably from flipping your hair too much.

Kat Stratford:
[to Bianca] We're going to high school, not the Academy Awards.

Bianca Stratford:
You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

Cameron James:
[to the angry crowd who realizes that there is no beer at the party] See, I didn't realize that the person who throws the party is also supposed to supply the alcohol. But I have a surprise! [pulls on a string to reveal a pi?ata]

Kat Stratford:
I'm here to talk about my sister.

Chastity Church:
Oh, what a coincidence! I was just about to send her to social Siberia.

Bianca Stratford:
[to Chastity] Great speech. Very inspiring.

Chastity Church:
Yeah, but no one cried.

Chastity Church:
[to Mandella] Move it, Elphaba.

Patrick Verona:
[to Kat] Looking for me.

Kat Stratford:
Yes, if you were the ladies' room.

Kat Stratford:
And the Oscar goes to Bianca Stratford for Lying To Her Father!

Kat Stratford:
So, you snuck out of the house to go to a party, but you had the wrong address. How does that humiliation taste?

Bianca Stratford:
Like your stupid soy burgers.

Kat Stratford:
Boy, that movie was long. Europeans should really learn how to edit.

Walter Stratford:
Bianca, calm down. I'll take you to the party... and I'll just wait for you in the car outside.

Bianca Stratford:
Sure, Dad, why don't you carry me in a BabyBj?rn?

Kat Stratford:
[referring to Bianca] If she is your little flower, what am I?

Walter Stratford:
You're my big, tough cactus!

Kat Stratford:
Green, spiny and phallic. That's great, Dad.

Bianca Stratford:
When I go out, I have to file the flight plans with the FAA. But she gets to go out without questions asked?

Walter Stratford:
[to Kat] Gonna drink?

Kat Stratford:
No.

Walter Stratford:
Drugs?

Kat Stratford:
No.

Walter Stratford:
Sex?

Kat Stratford:
Gross.

Walter Stratford:
[to Bianca] Satisfied?

Kat:
I am so emo

[Peter Griffin flies down epicly]

Kat and Patrick:
holy crap it's Peter Griffin from the hit tv show Family Guy.

Peter:
ew emo kids this was worse than the time I met James Corden.

Quagmire:
Giggity giggity goo!

[Kat punches Peter epicly and final dance battle]

Patrick:
woah bro this is so cool