SubUrbia

Jeff:
Burger Manifesto Part One is gonna make people think?

Sooze:
Yes, you a**hole!

Jeff:
About what?

Sooze:
About things that are important to me!

Jeff:
Like what?

Sooze:
Sexual politics, racism, the environment, the military...

Jeff:
Racism? You don't even know anyone that's black!

Jeff:
Idealism is guilty middle-class bullshit.

Jeff:
...and there'll be all these generations of suckers, all trying to figure out what the f*** they're doing on this f***ing planet and it'll all be full of sh*t. It's all so f***ing futile.

Tim:
If it's all so f***ing futile, what the f*** are you so f***ing upset about, f***head?

Jeff:
It doesn't matter what I do as long as I don't care about the results. And that's why now, I'm getting naked.

Jeff:
At least I admit that I don't know. I know that things are f***ed up, beyond belief, and I have nothing original to say about it...

Buff:
Smoke; babe; slice; brew. All four bases.

Jeff:
What are you saying?

Sooze:
I don't know. And I don't care that I don't know.

Buff:
What are you doing now?

Bee-Bee:
I don't know. You mean like now? Like right now? Waiting.

Jeff:
I don't need a limousine to know who I am. At least I know I don't know.

Bee-Bee:
Didn't you see their video on MTV?

Tim:
No, I shot my TV.

Sooze:
Jeff likes to argue for the sake of arguing.

Jeff:
No I don't.

Sooze:
Yes you do.

Jeff:
No I don't!

Sooze:
...Yes you do.

Jeff:
No I - !

Sooze:
JEFF!

Tim:
Well, dad, she said she wanted to suck my cock.

Pony:
Oh. Uh-huh.

Tim:
She said you wanted to suck my cock, too.

Pony:
I think I gotta go.

Tim:
Don't go! You're not gonna suck my cock?