Ants in the Pantry

Moe:
[Larry has a bear trap to carry on the Stooges way to the mansion] [to Larry] Hey, what's with the bear trap?

Larry:
You never know when we will meet up with a bear.

Moe:
Well, meet my bare hand! [slap] Get out!

Moe:
...if they ain't got ants, they ain't got ants!

A. Mouser:
So you give them ants, und mice, und moths, all sroough the houses; you Dummkopfs!

Moe:
[hitting on a waitress at a fancy party] You know, all my life I've dreamed of loving a girl like you.

[Moe closes his eyes, and the waitress takes the opportunity to leave]

Moe:
And I never believed in love at first sight until this very minute. Kiss me. Aw, kiss me.

[Curly leans in and kisses Moe]

Curley:
Anything else, sir?

Moe:
[opening his eyes and seeing Curly] I'm poisoned!

Curley:
What does he think I am, a rat?

Moe:
Yeah, what about it?

Curley:
Well, he don't have to tell everybody.

Gawkins - the Butler:
...and above all, don't be conspicuous!

Moe:
Hey, if that conspicerous means what I think it does, I may have to punch you right in the nose.

Curley:
Pipe down, it's derived from the Latin, no canna speaka da Ingalish.

A. Mouser:
Where are those three loafers?

Mouser's secretary:
They're in there, talking politics. I just heard one of them say, "Let's have a New Deal".