Batman and Robin

[first lines]

Narrator:
Crime, striking our city night and day, is on the increase. Our undermanned police force is helpless to cope with the situation, but they have an ally - Batman - who with the faithful Robin, wages unending war against all criminals!

Batman:
Run the usual test for invisible ink. I'll change and go entertain Vicki.

Robin:
You better be careful. I think she's beginning to get wise that Batman and Bruce Wayne are the same.

Batman:
Well, if she gets too close, we know how to throw her off the trail.

Officer Murphy:
You can't go in there!

Vicki Vale:
Well, I'm Vicki Vale of Picture magazine.

Officer Murphy:
Vicki Vale, eh? Well, I'm Officer Murphy of the Patrol Bureau. You still can't go in there!

Robin:
What's botherin' you?

Batman:
Harrison's safety. The Wizard must have heard that broadcast - perhaps he even inspired it.

Robin:
Harrison's decision really must have knocked the props out from under his blackmail scheme.

Batman:
Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of. What's to prevent the Wizard from attacking Harrison on his way here?

Robin:
Batman and Robin might.

Vicki Vale:
Untie me please!

Batman:
Haven't got time; you'll be all right. Don't go away!

Vicki Vale:
Will you do me a favor?

Batman:
Certainly.

Vicki Vale:
I'm going to have dinner with Bruce Wayne, will you join us?

Batman:
That's very nice of you.

Vicki Vale:
Then you'll come?

Batman:
Of course!

[last lines]

[Vickie receives a phone call from "Bruce Wayne" that is actually a recording]

Bruce Wayne:
Vickie, I'm sorry, I can't keep our date. I need a vacation; I'm leaving town for a week. You understand, don't you?

Vicki Vale:
Well, of course, Bruce. You must be completely worn out.

[to Batman]

Vicki Vale:
You know, I thought I had discovered your identity, but I just found out I was wrong.

Batman:
Really? Who did you think I was?

Vicki Vale:
Bruce Wayne. Wasn't that silly?

Batman:
Yes, wasn't it?