Connors' War

Amanda:
All right, what, you've got some kind of a friendship toast?

Connors:
Matter of fact I do.

Amanda:
Of course. All right, let's hear it.

Connors:
All right: Here's to you, and here's to me. And friends we shall be 'til eternity. And if we ever disagree *f*** you* and here's to me.

Amanda:
[laughter, clinking glasses] That is retarded.

Connors:
I know, but you laughed and you toasted.

Amanda:
You're right about that!