Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash

Freddy Krueger:
Find the book, Lucy. Bring back the ash.

Holly:
You okay, sis?

Lucy:
Yeah. Yeah, just another dream.

Holly:
Is it Freddy?

Lucy:
Yeah. He's not very powerful, but he wants something.

Holly:
But why he's back now?

Lucy:
I don't know. Some book. He said something about bringing back the ash.

Holly:
Bringing back the ash. He said that?

Lucy:
Yeah, and that all my nightmares would be gone.

Holly:
Bring back the ash all your nightmares would be gone. But what's an ash?

Lucy:
Or who.

Holly:
Well let's see, we know there's nothing 15 miles that way except for that gas station selling, um, barbecue.

Danielle:
Yeah, which I'm surprised they even have a Coca-Cola machine.

Lucy:
What else is there?

Holly:
Well it looks like about a mile ahead at the turn-off, which might lead to a house and they might have a phone.

Danielle:
Yeah, or they might even have a chainsaw and a machete.

Freddy Krueger:
Ash Williams.

Ashley Williams:
Hey, scabby. Haven't seen you since the barbecue.

Freddy Krueger:
This time I'll do the cooking!

Ashley Williams:
[to Jason] Why don't you fight like a man, Gretzky?

Ashley Williams:
[to Freddy, regarding Jason] I see you invited tall dark and ugly. Now he's got a face that a mother can love. Say hello to my boomstick!

[shoots Jason]

[Ash dodges Freddy's attack, Freddy stabs his glove into Jason's chest]

Freddy Krueger:
Oops. No pain, no gain!

[Jason punches him]

Freddy Krueger:
Don't ruin my good looks, a**hole!