Be Kind Rewind

Jerry:
I am Robocop. Anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of Robocop.

Jerry:
I will shoot you, and I know robot karate.

Jerry:
I'm not saying your uncle is illerate, maybe he just needs to go to nightschool.

Jerry:
I was going to make you into the next Marylin Monroe! But no! Now you're just going to be.... Laundry girl!

Jerry:
Hey, hey, don't put your shoes in the refrigerator... 'cause they'll get cold!

Mike:
[holding the Ghost Busters tape] I'll be Bill Murray and you'll be everyone else.

Jerry:
[sung, poorly, to the tune of the Ghostbusters theme song] When you're walkin' down the street...

Jerry:
[singing] ... and you see a little ghost...

Jerry:
[singing] ... whatcha gonna do about -

Jerry:
Ghostbusters?

Mike:
What? What is that?

Jerry:
That's the Ghostbusters theme song.

Mike:
No.

Jerry:
I'm pretty sure it is.

Alma:
Are you in love with me?

Mike:
Huh?

Alma:
Mm-hm.

Mike:
Well, how do I know that?

Alma:
You know you're in love with a person when you talk to them for a minimum of 20 minutes a day in your head.

Mike:
What if I talk to a guy in my head for 20 minutes? What would that mean?

Alma:
You're in love with Jerry.

Your name it, we shoot it

Sometimes the best movies are the ones we make up

Jerry:
I'll need you to say this line. "I'm gonna pee on the graves of your ancestors".

Mike:
No, don't say that! That's not in the movie!

Alma:
Rooarr! I'm going to pee on the graves of your ancestors!!!

Jerry:
[Alma is providing the voices for "The Lion King"] Listen to me. I need to you say the line. I need you to say "I will piss on the bones of your ancestors"...

Mike:
No, no! That's not in the movie!

Jerry:
[interrupts] This is the next Lion King. This is Part II.

Alma:
Roar! I will piss on the bones of your ancestors!

Jerry:
How come you never got married Mr. Fletcher?

Elroy Fletcher:
Well, the common story is, the girl that you was gonna ask, you waited too long to ask. She went on to marry somebody else. And then you can't find anybody that compared to her. So what happens?... You get old.

Jerry Mclean:
That's the lamest excuse I've ever heard! That's totally non-sequitary!

Jerry Mclean:
[while shooting "Driving Miss. Daisy", Alma chases the car with the camera] Who is that hussy chasing after us? Be gone, hussy.

Jerry Mclean:
What's happening to our 'hood!!