Monkey Trouble

Eva:
EW! I am so not letting you eat lizards! From now on you are on a strict "no-yuck" diet.

Cab driver:
[looking official and impersonal behind dark glasses] Sorry, we don't take Minors, Company rules.

Eva:
I'm not a Minor, I'm in a major hurry!

Cab driver:
[lowering his sunglasses to indicate that he is a bit human and understanding after all] You got money?

Eva:
Yes! [Takes out a big wad of Cash, the Driver nods *o.k.*]

Eva:
GO! [the Driver takes off]

Azro:
They tooked everything! She took the TV. She even took my frickin' FOOD!

Azro:
[message on answering machine] It's the machine. You know what to do!