Runaway Car

Ed Lautner:
Uh excuse me, do you mind if we drop you off on the freeway, we're in kind of a hurry?

Dexter 'Dex' Strang:
Whatever.

Dexter 'Dex' Strang:
[Jenny presses on the gas, and the car takes off] Woah, yeah! Ha ha, step on it!

Dexter 'Dex' Strang:
[a Police car pulls up behind them] Uh Oh, the long arm of the law!

Ed Lautner:
You promised me Friday, it's Friday. What the heck am I supposed to do now?

Garage Supervisor:
I'm sorry, Mr. Lautner, it's not quite ready yet.

Ed Lautner:
Not quite ready? Look at this. My car is, laid out like somebody's science project.

Garage Supervisor:
Well, w'we gave you that estimate before we understood the extend of the damage. [to Jenny Todd] Could I help you, miss?

Jenny Todd:
Um, Yes. You said my car was ready.

Ed Lautner:
You realize I scheduled my life, around you promise, that my car would be ready, Friday.

Garage Supervisor:
[to Jenny Todd] It looks like you're all set. [to Ed Lautner] I'm sorry Mr. Lautner.

Ed Lautner:
I appreciate that, I really do, but I've got that most important meeting of MY LIFE! This morning, and um, I'm stuck without a car.

Jenny Todd:
Excuse me, sir. Who do I speak to about my car, what was done to it?

Garage Supervisor:
Well... [interrupted by Ed Lautner] .

Ed Lautner:
Can you believe this? Do you have a loaner?

Garage Supervisor:
We don't provide that. [to Jenny Todd] What did you want to know?

Jenny Todd:
Uh Well, I, I would like to know what exactly was done to it [interrupted by Ed Lautner] .

Ed Lautner:
So, I have to rent a car?

Garage Supervisor:
I would suggest that. [to Jenny Todd] The retainer clip, on your vac [pause] , do you know anything about cars?

Jenny Todd:
No, not really.

Garage Supervisor:
Than, it's a good thing we're here, huh?

Jenny Todd:
Yes, it is.

Garage Supervisor:
We took, GOOD car of it. Just go see the cashier.

Ed Lautner:
So where do I rent a car?

Garage Supervisor:
Well, there's uh, A1 Rent-A-Car, it's about six or seven miles, right of that way.

Ed Lautner:
Uh huh, So [pause] , how do I get there?

Garage Supervisor:
Oh, well, Jose can take ya. Uh, [to Mechanic, shouting] Johnny! Where's Jose? When he say he'll be back?

Mechanic:
I don't know!

Ed Lautner:
[to himself] Oh my God.

Dexter 'Dex' Strang:
[Sees Ed get a cigarette] Smoking kills, ya know? Makes ya dead.

Ed Lautner:
So does skateboarding.

Dexter 'Dex' Strang:
I mean statistically though, think of your kid.

Ed Lautner:
It's not my kid.

Dexter 'Dex' Strang:
Well, who's evers.

Jenny Todd:
Actually, I would prefer if you didn't. The baby and us.

Dexter 'Dex' Strang:
The baby, I told you.

Ed Lautner:
Oh, right.