So You're Going to Be a Father

So You're Going to Be a Father

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Year:: 1947
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Joe McDoakes:
They filled their water pistols with kerosene today, don't light a match.

Alice McDoakes:
[in labor and bringing the car around] Hurry up stupid, we don't want to be late.

Joe McDoakes:
[on a gurney] Is this a good hospital? Doc, did you sterilize your hands? Do you have plenty of towels and hot water?

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