The Bride Walks Out

[When given a stick to use as a riding crop.]

Paul Dodson:
I like this. Brings out the wife-beater in me.

Paul Dodson:
Without my wife, I'm comparatively alone in the world. Even with my wife, I'm comparatively alone in the world.

Mamie - Carolyn's maid:
Well, you know what Mr Lincoln said - you can fool some of the people all of the time, and some of the people some of the time, but you can't *fool* some of the people some of the time.

Mamie - Carolyn's maid:
Can't see why white men folks don't want their women folks to work. I had to git to work the minute I got married. My husband retired with the Marriage Certificate. [laughs]

Paul Dodson:
When a dame gets you going, keep right on going!

Hugh McKenzie:
I'm swell at groping.

Carolyn Martin:
I imagined you were the type!

Carolyn Martin:
The cows haven't formed a union, have they?

Milkman:
I wouldn't be at all surprised.

Mr. Donovan - collector for Acme Furniture:
I'm here to get the third payment on your sixth installment.

Carolyn Martin:
I'm not going to get that.

Hugh McKenzie:
It won't do any good. The florist always rings twice.

Mr. Donovan - collector for Acme Furniture:
What you are sitting on does not belong to you.

Mattie Dodson:
Hey genius, do you imbibe?

Mr. Donovan - collector for Acme Furniture:
No, but i'll have a drink.

Mr. Donovan - collector for Acme Furniture:
Six o'clock! And the warehouse closes at five. If we hurry, we can just make it. Let's go boys.

Michael Martin:
We're married you know.

Neighbor on Stairs:
Well, that certainly takes a load off my mind.

Michael Martin:
Nothing can touch us on this day. The gods are with us.

Paul Dodson:
Yeah, but the red light's against us.

Hugh McKenzie:
After all, what do you get by walking the primrose path? Primroses.